The Funny/LOL Thread

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  1. mscott58

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    They might be lucky in not having to clean that elevator and paying for the damages. Now they deny their alleged son did it?

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    P.S. Saw the headlines for this, the cringe almost became a facepalm. If a Streisand follows you know what to do next...
     
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    Watch this until the end. It cracked me up...

     
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    I almost fell off my chair laughing. If you have an iPhone, sorry ask the average Apple user...

     
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    His accent :D
     
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    Now I have become Duck, destroyer of worlds.
     
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    The squat thing, Chinese (and Taiwanese) do it all the time. And even though I'm ethnically one of them, I cannot squat with my heels flat on the ground. No wonder I'm always made as a "western spy". Good thing squat toilets are pretty rare these days. They're a PITA.

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    John Oliver: Who is talking to me right now, is it you, or is it the sentient computer pretending to talk on your behalf?

    Stephen Hawking: It’s me.

    JO: Yeah, but how do I know that professor? If computers had become sentient, what better way to convince people they hadn’t then by co-opting the voice of the most intelligent man on the planet?

    SH: You’re an idiot.


    JO: You’ve stated that there could be an infinite number of parallel universes. Does that mean there is a universe out there where I am smarter than you?

    SH: Yes. And also a universe where you’re funny.
     
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    This was funny. Bill Hader is the best...



    P.S. Too good to pass up. "Human squatty potties..."

     
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    'Homer Simpson' pulled over by police in Milton Keynes


    Fake driving licence presented to officer has picture of character saying ‘D’oh!’ catchphrase

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    Social media users pointed out that the driver did not even get Homer’s date of birth or address right. Photograph: Thames Valley police
    Choosing one of the world’s most famous cartoon characters for a fake driving licence might seem like something only Homer Simpson himself would do, but this week police pulled over a driver who had done just that.

    A unidentified male driver was stopped by police in Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire, this week and presented the officer with the licence, featuring the character from The Simpsons.


    The spoof licence came complete with an image of Simpson saying his “D’oh!” catchphrase, a signature and address. Thames Valley police said in a tweet: “The driver’s car was seized and he was reported for driving with no insurance and driving without a proper licence. D’oh!”

    Social media users have pointed out that the man did not even get the cartoon character’s date of birth or address right.

    The date of birth on the fake licence is 4 August 1963, while Simpson’s date of birth in the TV show is 12 May 1956.

    One person wrote: “Everyone knows that Homer Simpson lives at 742 Evergreen Terrace! Amateur ... ”
     
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    Quite amusing...

     

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