Comments on Profile Post by Kunlun

  1. Kunlun
    Kunlun
    Like, "Oh, I'm sorry you don't want the magic of chocolate enemas in your life."
    Feb 6, 2018
  2. barelyincollege
    barelyincollege
    Excite them by agreeing to meet up, then offer them a once-in-a-lifetime investment opportunity in your Cutco knife business.
    Feb 6, 2018
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  3. Vansen
    Vansen
    I used to get calls at work from bill collectors at my desk... everyone on the floor listed their work number as the desk I sat at. I started telling them: “Oh sorry, you haven’t heard? X died in a drunk driving jet skiing accident last week.” Bill collectors stopped calling really quick once I fed them ostentatious stories.
    Feb 6, 2018
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  4. A1Gear
    A1Gear
    On our landline phone, we got a "Smart Call Blocker" button, works wonders! Though I still need to setup its auto-blocking features, one of this days. Something like by a specific # range or just auto-block weird/international area-codes or unknown/private #'s or toll-free ones.
    And I'm sure there is an App for blocking cellphone calls; my 7 year old "dumb" smart-phone has one, built-in.
    Feb 6, 2018
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  5. DigMe
    DigMe
    Multi-level marketers are not the same as telemarketers. These are like people in your circles who sell Amway, Essential Oils, Mary Kay, etc..
    Feb 6, 2018
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  6. Kunlun
    Kunlun
    Yes, Digme, I'm just reaching out to you about a learning-lunch for the Chocula chocolate enema system and what it can do for you and your patients.
    Feb 6, 2018
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  7. DigMe
    DigMe
    I'm all set on Count Chocula, thanks.
    Feb 6, 2018
  8. Kunlun
    Kunlun
    Oh, I'm sorry to hear that you and your patients will be missing out on an ocean of warm, smooth chocolately healing flooding your sigmoid colon.
    Feb 6, 2018
    Thad E Ginathom, 9suns, Boops and 2 others like this.
  9. ButtUglyJeff
    ButtUglyJeff
    And I sometimes wonder why the world is expecting a chocolate shortage...
    Feb 7, 2018
  10. Thad E Ginathom
    Thad E Ginathom
    @Kunlun, Yes, indeed, there is a way to deal with all such unwanted calls: "Thank you, but I am not interested..." You then hang up immediately. You don't even get to know how they replied.

    Unless you call them back to ask. But that is probably too weird.
    Feb 7, 2018
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