Peter Pan from Neverland visits SBAF Land

We don't live to serve your requirements here. The reason that this thread has been moved to 'How to Win Friends and Influence People' is it serves as a great example of how not to get what you want on an internet forum. Put another way, do you want answers to your questions? You'll catch more flies with honey, so try to think of another way...

 

He's gone... the void is... awful.

@börps , keep your money. I will be your neutral yet intimate source of sound.

 

I felt the internet tear with a... a... belch-like sound. and then... Nothing.




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"I said nothing for a time, just ran my fingertips along the edge of the human-shaped emptiness that had been left inside me."

 

We should get Werner Herzog to do the film version

 

Can We all play ourselves?

But who will play Burp?


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How you tried the Emotiva monitors? They look very similar to the Adams.

HS8s are way better than the horrible HS5s but still sound rather compressed to me.

 

Keanu Reeves?

 

Burp dares to dream and transcend his pitiful existence as an ape on a rock by getting nearfields. Burp is humbled by the uncaring forces of nature as Herzog is an existential nihilist. Burp buys nearfields and finds out they reveal his source as rolled off garbage filled with hum and interference. Burp is stuck listening to buzzy glare as he used a Firewire interface from ten years ago; the acoustic forces of the universe are uncaring toward his hominid hearing plight. Burp ends up another ape on a rock soon to die listening to the same high frequency noise he was desperate to escape in the first place.

 

Oh My God... I've dreamed that dream!

So it's probably a good thing it didn't come true

Been there, though...



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Max Headroom

 

He is only an all-time 3rd on the leaderboard for dislikes, but he has a unique win...

The most dislikes per post of anyone ever. All this in just a few days. As I said, impressive speed.

 

unless he gets helped by a greater force. Then he can learn.

 

One has to assume that the only reason he was here in the first place was because his girlfriend had a puncture.

 

Some would say the un-inflated life is not worth living...

 

Wow did it take me a long time to get that joke! I guess that's good, isn't it?

 

It certainly speaks well to your non-familiarity with females of the PVC persuasion.

On further reflection, I expect my assumption of "girl" friend was a bit gender (or species)-biased. Perhaps he has a more inclusive life/love-philopshy and the puncture in question was more (NSFW) around this sort of thing.

Let's face it ... punctures are a fact of life ... and it only takes one prick ...

 

Not just links, I even gave two very good recommendations at the requested budget range, plus more options that could be found for better pricing in his region. Not sure what else he wants.

 

I'm still working on it. Is that better? Oh, wait...

I had to think twice about that one. Good? Nope... just naive!

Why haven't we got a ROFL smiley?

Blood, I guess.

I don't think he took any notice of your, or any other actual recommendation. I think he must have just called by for the fight.