Winders compensating for micropenis by challenging people to race

Discussion in 'How to Win Friends and Influence People' started by winders, Nov 9, 2018.

  1. winders

    winders boomer

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    All I know is the Santa Ana winds scared the crap out of me when I was a little kid. I thought they were going to tear the roof off my house and I was going to end up like Dorothy.
     
  2. JK47

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    Don't you still wear a dress?
     
  3. purr1n

    purr1n Desire for betterer is endless.

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    winders boomer

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    Laugh it up, fuzz ball!
     
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    winders boomer

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    Come on the race track with me and we will see who wears the dress....
     
  6. JK47

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    Sorry, my shopping cart won't be ready to race until late next year.
     
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    In other words you are afraid your panties will get sucked up your ass....

    Edit: Here is my "shopping cart" in action:

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    Is this yours?:

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    purr1n Desire for betterer is endless.

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    Geez. Don't don't take things so serious. I'd love to see you two guys race, both using the red car above.
     
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    This is such bullshit. If one of the “in the clique” crowd has fun with someone you all think it is hilarious. If someone outside the clique comes back at them, you think it is all bad and over reaction. You guys need get over yourselves. You just aren’t as cool as you think....
     
  10. JK47

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    Be gone, DEMON !!!
     
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    This is like someone explaining red to you while you refuse to see anything but yellow.
     
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    I will be stealing this for real world use. Perfectly stated, lol.
     
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    In my local newspaper today, a report that lamented policce inability to prevent "drag racing" by youngsters on motorbikes. As they were doing this in heavy traffic, I thought it likely the reporter didn't really know what drag racing is, unless... he was commenting on the dresses.
     
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    Whatever blows your skirt up.
     
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    You said you were "outside the clique"?
     
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    You wanted to be here, and earned through a lot of effort your custom title. Enjoy the experience!
     
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    Nice power wheel! What’s the mileage on the battery and how’s the visibility for Nerf gun drive-bys?
     
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    purr1n Desire for betterer is endless.

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    Cooler Scooter race between @JK47 and @winders through the hallways of the hotel at the next big SBAF meet!

    No batteries. 50cc four-stroke motors.
     

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