The Funny/LOL Thread

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by ultrabike, Oct 15, 2015.

  1. OldDude04

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    hahahahahhaahahaa

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    This is gold
     
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    For more than one reason, pineapple.
     
  9. OldDude04

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    I kinda figured sausage and meatballs, lol.
     
  10. ColtMrFire

    ColtMrFire Writes better fan fics than you

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    Wonder how many people will get this.
     
  11. Jinxy245

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    This one always makes me chuckle.

     
  12. OldDude04

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    I got a good chuckle out of that as well.

    ONE LOVE
     
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    So I had diarrhea in my car today. I couldn't hold it in, I was sweating so bad in my Honda. I was close to my apartment, but everything came out when I was driving. Came out of the car and dodo was coming down from my pants in that nasty smelly liquid. It was landing on the floor before I got to my apartment. Had a party on the toilet with poop on half my legs. Grossest thing I did since I was four. Never eating that heavy beef sandwich again.

    Few things:

    * If you got to poop, do it before you go to the car.
    * I'm almost 30, I need to change my eating habits.
    * Don't risk it, poop it.
    * All of this was true, happened about an hour ago.
     
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    See @Ardacer status update.

    And I sympathize. Been in a similar situation myself, but luckily was driving close to a public lav.
     
  15. YMO

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    I just didn't know I can produce that much poop.
     
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    Ew?

    I'm sorry?

    That's just a shitty story...your day can only get better once you've shit yourself, so there's that I guess.
     
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    Until it comes to the cleaning-it-up bit :eek:

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    Yeah, that's when the you-know-what hits the fan...
     
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    Lets just say I love disinfected wipes.
     
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    It's actually good training for kids if you don't have them and some day want to! It's amazing how a baby can get poop in weird places, especially when they're sleeping...
     

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