SBAF T-shirt shop

The next iteration of the SBAF shirt shop is open! There are some old favorites alongside some things that are all new. Scroll down for info and links for all the designs and instructions on how to win a free shirt. Impatient people can visit right now at Cotton Bureau.




Here’s a quick summary:

• Ten designs to choose from, including three different versions of the classic cat and dog designs.
• The “shop” is now hosted on Cotton Bureau, which means the print/shirt quality will be excellent and there are more choices for each product so everyone should be able to find something that works for them.
• Everything is printed on-demand by DTG printers, so you can order any time. No pre-orders. No waiting.
• Availability varies by color and size, but in addition to men’s shirts in standard and heavyweight, you can now choose women’s shirts in junior and standard fit, sweatshirts, tank tops, youth and toddler shirts, and infant-size onesies. (No adult onesies, sorry!)
• Pricing varies depending on the product, but all men’s and women’s t-shirts and tank tops are $32, except for the O.R.F.A.S. shirt which is priced higher (naturally) at $40. Youth and baby stuff costs less. Sweatshirts cost more.
• Cotton Bureau is based in the U.S. but ships worldwide. Shipping cost varies based on the details of your order.

Thanks for your patience. I hope you find something you like.

 

PortaPro Cat
It’s an audiophile cat listening to music. Look at how happy he is!
https://cottonbureau.com/products/portapro-cat





PortaPro Dog
It’s an audiophile dog listening to music instead of his master’s voice.
https://cottonbureau.com/products/portapro-dog




System Synergy Cat
It’s an audiophile cat listening to music on a goldilocks setup. Look at how happy he is!
https://cottonbureau.com/products/system-synergy-cat




System Synergy Dog
It’s an audiophile dog listening to music on a goldilocks setup instead of his master’s voice.
https://cottonbureau.com/products/system-synergy-dog




TOTL Cat
It’s an audiophile cat listening to music on an endgame setup. Look at how happy he is!
https://cottonbureau.com/products/totl-cat




TOTL Dog
It’s an audiophile dog listening to music on an endgame setup instead of his master’s voice.
https://cottonbureau.com/products/totl-dog




Audiophile
Brand loyalty is for suckers. It’s all about mixing and matching for the best sound.
https://cottonbureau.com/products/audiophile




Big Woofer
Are you a current or aspiring big woofer club member? Then you know there is no replacement for displacement. This woofer is not quite 15", but still BWC-compatible.
https://cottonbureau.com/products/big-woofer




O.R.F.A.S. Approved
Official shirt of the Old Rich Fart Audiophile Society with pricing to match.
https://cottonbureau.com/products/orfas-approved




Golden Schlong
If you wear this shirt in polite company, dispel the awkwardness by loudly assuring everyone this is a very prestigious and coveted award.
https://cottonbureau.com/products/gs-award

 

Win a free shirt!

The “Audiophile” shirt design is a custom combination of hand-drawn letterforms, each inspired by a different audio brand. Guess all brands correctly for a chance to win a free shirt of your choice.


To participate:

1. Submit your guesses via this google form: [removed link because contest is over]

2. Only one submission per person please

3. Submissions will be accepted up until 11:59:59pm ET on 12/31/21

4. After submissions close, I’ll draw one winner from the pool of people who have guessed all correctly. I’ll PM you to get you your free shirt.

Thanks for playing and may the odds be ever in your favor.

Contest is over now

 

Just me having trouble with entering CC info when ordering shirts?

 

Worked for me.

Thanks Boops et al for the effort that went in to this!

 

I had issue trying to order using iphone xr with firefox. Will try on computer later. It also got stuck right after choosing shipping option right before cc info.

 

hello,
my normal pullie budget just went out the window!
thanks???

 

2 shirts for $80. Ordered, and worth it since money goes to SBAF. It's the same price as concert shirts and you get to support what you love either way.

Gotta mention tho that the Studio shirts show 2 output tubes and should be 4 which is cool and thank you so much to Boops for bringing these to market, I feel like an ass for even mentioning the difference.

 

I’m afraid I have to dock you 5 nerd points. I redrew the artwork for the TOTL shirts. In this version, the amp is the Studio B which has 2 300Bs and 1 small driver.

To avoid any misunderstandings: after Cotton Bureau takes their cut, the money from shirt sales comes to me. The best way to support the site is still to donate directly.

 

Having trouble deciding between the Portapro or System Synergy Dog. Once I decide, order will be placed!

 

I'll deservedly wear the Cone of Shame today.
Very happy with my choice of pink ORFAS shirt and black SW51 with 6X0 and doggo. One funny, one serious. Both dope as hell.

 

Congrats to @yotacowboy, the winner of the free shirt contest! Will PM for details.

 

Dang! What was the U and E?

 

U based on Audio Research. E based on Hegel

 

Hey there, dude. I really enjoy these shirts. I've never seen such lovely shirts before. I usually only wear hoodies and sweatshirts like these: However, seeing a shirt with this graphic made me consider changing my wardrobe. These shirts couldn't have arrived at a better moment, given that it's spring and the weather is improving. I'm going to go to the website right now and buy a couple of shirts for myself, and I'll make sure to enter the contest.

Admin edit: removed link

 

Thanks for the kind words. Hope you find one you like.

One note: the contest is over :-( (I'll update the post to make that clear)

 

Some exciting and weird news: all of the custom SBAF shirt designs are now available as phone cases. Cases are available for iPhone 12, iPhone 13, and Samsung Galaxy S22 in a variety of materials and colors, including clear. A couple of examples are below.

To browse all the available phone cases, visit here: sbaf.shop

 

cool.... just had a new S22 delivered yesterday that I need a case for

For those on verizon... they are running a deal now that you can get various new phones for free as long as you have something old (even broken) to trade in. I traded in an old galaxy a01 that I had in a desk as a spare for the s22. Got my daughter a new iphone too. (heck, it even makes sense to buy a cheap refurb on amazon for $60 to get an $800 phone for free)

 

the studio dog has gone!!!! Otherwise great work!

 

Can you reveal the answers please?