The Funny/LOL Thread

A real genius would put another rack in the oven - just saying.

 

Sharks with knives?

 

Q. What do you call a crow with a machine gun?

A. "Sir."

 

Real 3D FLAT carpet in a German hotel designed to stop children running in the corridors. Ah, those zany Germans.

 

I thought that maybe gravity really had it in for the place.


PS... Children? What about old guys with zimmer frames? Or folk in wheelchairs? And maybe they should hang sick bags along the wall!

 

A prankster has set up a sign in a field near Gatwick airport, to the south of London, which passengers can see as their planes come in to land (Luton is to the north of London):



Better yet is a parody Twitter account for a military airbase that doesn't exist: RAF Luton, which has this great post:

 

The parody twitter account captcha is brilliant.

I've never been to the UK, but it seems from a distance that irony is a major indoor sport there...

 

Luton back on the comedy scene again?

Didn't it all start with this classic exchange?

"Were you truly wafted here from paradise?"
"No, Luton Airport!"​

 

I call this the ‘Atlas Tree’!