Comments on Profile Post by skem

  1. Ringingears
    Ringingears
    Only if the aliens find it in the next few hundred years. But they would almost be in our solar system at that point. If anyone does find us I think they would take one look, turn around and go to Warp 10.
    Mar 18, 2018
  2. sphinxvc
    sphinxvc
    Oh? Where does it point?
    Mar 18, 2018
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  3. skem
    skem
    It's that pulsars sweep out their radiation in a thin disc. As soon as you move out of the disc, the pulsar disappears from view. The only place where all the pulsars on the map are simultaneously viewable /is/ our solar system; we can't see the others; and aliens in other places can't see the pulsars that point at us.
    Mar 18, 2018
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  4. Ringingears
    Ringingears
    It works right now, but it turns out that pulsars change frequency and the direction of their pulsing beam over time so by the time aliens might pickup the Voyagers the 14 pulsars on the records map would be useless. And it’s estimated there are a billion of them in the Milky Way. None of this was known in 1977. Possibly the worst way to help them find us. But radio signals are another thing.
    Mar 18, 2018
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  5. Kunlun
    Kunlun
    Oh shit, we'll be lost forever
    Mar 18, 2018
  6. Ringingears
    Ringingears
    @Kunlun I thought we had an understanding about telling people where we really come from?
    Mar 18, 2018
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  7. captkirk
    captkirk
    So, our message to the galaxy is we suck at astronomy, but the music is not half bad...nice.
    Mar 18, 2018
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  8. insidious meme
    insidious meme
    Essentially, earth sucks at directions.
    Mar 18, 2018
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  9. Lyander
    Lyander
    +1 @insidious meme, I get lost at school all the time on a campus I've had over a year to figure out. Earthlings be lost in the grand vacuum of the cosmos.
    Mar 18, 2018
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  10. Ringingears
    Ringingears
    Damnit, where is Ensign Chekhov when you need him. I would be back home by now if @Kunlun hadn’t jettisoned the warp core when he thought it caught on fire. It was a bagel he put in the microwave for 10 minutes. I’m over it now. But listening to these shitty Earth transducers does get tiring. Especially when you have to pretend to like them just to fit in.
    Mar 18, 2018
  11. captkirk
    captkirk
    The record will probably send them to small planet somewhere in the vicinity of Betelgeuse.
    Mar 18, 2018
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  12. Kunlun
    Kunlun
    @Ringingears, well, we did get to be worshipped as gods in Egypt for a millennia. That was pretty okay.
    Mar 18, 2018
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  13. Ringingears
    Ringingears
    Yeah. That was cool. That pyramid they built for you always cracked me up. They didn’t even spell your name right.
    Mar 18, 2018
  14. Ringingears
    Ringingears
    @captkirk I wonder what assholes they will meet there?
    Mar 18, 2018
  15. captkirk
    captkirk
    Major Asshole will lead the receiving delegation, but Gunner’s Mate 1st Class Philip Asshole will botch the gun salute... mayhem ensues.
    Mar 18, 2018
  16. Ringingears
    Ringingears
    I knew it, I’m surrounded by a bunch of Assholes!
    Mar 18, 2018
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  17. skem
    skem
    @sphinxvc, sorry I caused a runaway thread on your wall
    Mar 18, 2018