You do know cats won't hesitate to kill you if were the same size right? Be careful what you wish for ;)
Because cats are Tibetan monks in animal skin and woman, well are crazy as f**k. Even Freud gave up understanding them... he wrote and I quote... in the end, what women really want?
My cat gets shit all over herself regularly and then does the butt scoot on the carpet to get it off.
Today, I could even say yes to the litter tray. Tomorrow, I hope to be able to say no to that. But maybe ok sicking up grass on the floor. Especially as we have a maid to clean up after cats! As to kissing after she takes a crap, Well... now you come to mention it, I'm not so sure about the tongue stuff. But kissing is academic today. Hoping for a better tomorrow!
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