Comments on Profile Post by Thad E Ginathom

  1. Thad E Ginathom
    Thad E Ginathom
    Anybody tempted to suck their beard would be safer licking the dog.
    May 8, 2019
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  2. m17xr2b
    m17xr2b
    May 8, 2019
  3. Case
    Case
    Surely it depends on where on the dog one decides to lick.
    May 8, 2019
  4. Lyander
    Lyander
    Hooray for struggling to grow facial hair then!
    May 8, 2019
  5. m17xr2b
    m17xr2b
    Ball hair might be the same. Use caution.
    May 8, 2019
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  6. Thad E Ginathom
    Thad E Ginathom
    Don't bring the dog's bollocks into this!
    May 8, 2019
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  7. Hrodulf
    Hrodulf
    Pretty sure the average oral cavity will outgerm it.
    May 8, 2019
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  8. Ardacer
    Ardacer
    Human mouth is just ridiculous. Public toilets are way cleaner.
    May 8, 2019
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  9. Riotvan
    Riotvan
    f**k this I'm keeping the beard. Pussy bullshit like this is is why we have resistant bacteria and weak immune systems. Humans can't survive without bacteria.
    May 8, 2019
  10. drgumbybrain
    drgumbybrain
    Only long beards?
    May 8, 2019
  11. JK47
    JK47
    ZZ Top beards
    May 8, 2019
  12. Thad E Ginathom
    Thad E Ginathom
    Beards often make a man look older. I eschewed (bless you!) mine when I was thirty-something. Felt like I had come out of hiding!

    Looking older three decades later is the last thing I want, but occasional shaving laziness shows that a beard is not really an option. It is patchy now, and uneven in colour. Horrible!
    May 9, 2019
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  13. Thad E Ginathom
    Thad E Ginathom
    I guess I'd better ask the doc if I need extra inoculations. I could lick the cat. But I think they might be a bit too clean to help my immune system much.

    At least I bite my finger nails, so there is hope.
    May 9, 2019
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