Comments on Profile Post by Kunlun

  1. Kunlun
    Kunlun
    Oh god! It's growing, I feel like a shag rug that knows it's a rug. I'm like a cloud made of hair, or what it feels like to be a wig. I'm a sentient dreadlock, a hairball coughed up by the sea. I am all things. I am YMO and YMO is me.
    Dec 20, 2021
  2. Kunlun
    Kunlun
    Hey, so I think that's enough hair for now.
    Dec 20, 2021
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  3. YMO
    YMO
    Please shave your face, your balls, and your armpits. Trust me.
    Dec 20, 2021
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  4. Riotvan
    Riotvan
    I just wonder if you shed two times a year or constantly.
    Dec 21, 2021
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  5. Priidik
    Priidik
    Key is to not wash more than once or twice a year. You'd shed skin along with fur like reptile.
    Dec 21, 2021
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  6. Thad E Ginathom
    Thad E Ginathom
    Remember: only *organic* fertilisers and pesticides.
    Dec 21, 2021