YMO
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heart 33 31
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Gender:
Male
Birthday:
Oct 1, 1989 (Age: 34)
Location:
Palms Of The Coasts, FL
Occupation:
Back Office Banker/Supervisor

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YMO

Chief Fun Officer, Male, 34, from Palms Of The Coasts, FL

Pyrate Contributor

$100 of free Bourbon and I’m drunk. Me drunk to the point that I wanna pee You n everything. Apr 15, 2024 at 6:58 PM

YMO was last seen:
Apr 15, 2024 at 11:58 PM
    1. YMO
      YMO
      It is official: There's too much autism in audio and people are turning more into sexless virgins as of late...ewww.
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      2. Vansen
        Vansen
        I was wondering what comment would eventually trigger the ban hammer.
        Dec 6, 2022
        Gazny and Ksorota like this.
      3. Claritas
        Claritas
        Oh, come, come. #FreeYMO
        Dec 9, 2022
      4. ductrung3993
        ductrung3993
        nah he deserved it and then some. throwing insults like 'autism' and 'sexless virgins' is just so teenager-on-discord-like, tasteless, and un-sbaf
        Dec 10, 2022
    2. YMO
      YMO
      Someone need to use Cool Whip as shaving cream for their wonderful balls.
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      2. roughroad
        roughroad
        That might lead to excessive blood loss.
        Dec 1, 2022
        Jinxy245 and YMO like this.
      3. YMO
        YMO
        If I keep it up @roughroad with the spicy food that could happen with my stool.
        Dec 2, 2022
      4. Claritas
        Claritas
        On this subject, someone one youtube wrote, "Real men use gasoline."
        Dec 2, 2022
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    3. YMO
      YMO
      Thank you sweet jesus....PeePee doesn't have the infamous Magni wall-o-sound effect....finally......
      1. Azimuth
        Azimuth
        Neither does Magni +, because current feedback sucks.
        Nov 30, 2022
    4. Lyander
      Lyander
      New avatar reminds me I haven't checked the new Urusei Yatsura out yet. Loved the OG as a kid, but haven't revisited. Mightn't have aged well lmao.
      1. YMO likes this.
      2. YMO
        YMO
        New UY is more similar in tone as the manga but they rush the stories a bit. However, like the earlier OG UY episodes we get two 15-min episodes with stories from the manga. I like the new UY, but just watch and find out if it works for ya.
        Nov 26, 2022
        Cryptowolf and Lyander like this.
      3. Lyander
        Lyander
        Oh nice, glad they kept the OG formatting cuz the sitcom aspect was pretty important to it haha. Haven't actually read the manga I think, but that'd be interesting then to compare to the older anime.
        Nov 26, 2022
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      4. YMO
        YMO
        NG UY is closer to manga on humor timing, at the cost of condensing the story (OG UY Oyuki story has more to it than NG UY on same story). As a major fan of the manga NG UY is closer to the manga on certain items, but different enough that it isn't a 1:1.
        Nov 26, 2022
        Lyander likes this.
    5. YMO
      YMO
      The poop is powerful.
      1. Jinxy245 and RestoredSparda like this.
      2. RestoredSparda
        RestoredSparda
        The power of the poo
        Nov 26, 2022
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      3. Armaegis
        Armaegis
        Nov 26, 2022
        roughroad, YMO and JK47 like this.
      4. zottel
        zottel
        Reminds of the immensely important song “Licht” by German rapper Pavlidis on his album Indentitetris. It’s about an enlightened person who poops light.
        Some quotes: “Ich habe Licht gekackt” (“I pooped light”). “Irgendwie schön” (“Kinda nice, actually.”). “Ich pinkel Dir ein Laserschwert” (“I’ll piss a lightsaber for you.”)
        Nov 26, 2022
    6. YMO
      YMO
      Happy Turkey Day everyone and make sure you stock up the TP near your toilets since it will be getting lots of love soon.
      1. CEE TEE
        CEE TEE
        And...enjoy your naps!!!
        Nov 24, 2022
        YMO likes this.
      2. JK47
        JK47
        ...and your poops, taking my first one right now. On to the second celebration of stealing land from the original inhabitants.
        Nov 24, 2022
        HotRatSalad and YMO like this.
    7. YMO
      YMO
      Every time I see a Tossgreen restaurant I think it is a place where people go for salad tossing with vinegar.
      1. nishan99 likes this.
      2. Thad E Ginathom
        Thad E Ginathom
        Onanism and lettuce?

        Hold the vinegar: it stings.
        Nov 23, 2022
        YMO likes this.
    8. YMO
      YMO
      It is almost PeePee time
      1. Azimuth, tsd13, zonto and 1 other person like this.
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      3. YMO
        YMO
        I got my PeePee and now I need my DooDoo
        Nov 20, 2022
        zonto likes this.
      4. jexby
        jexby
        Flawless ordering / payment system at Nitsch!
        Nov 20, 2022
        Azimuth, Cspirou and YMO like this.
      5. Friday
        Friday
        Whew that overseas shipping cost though
        Nov 20, 2022
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    9. YMO
      YMO
      Yay, The Babylon Bee is back on Twitter.
      1. zonto likes this.
      2. Merrick
        Merrick
        Have they finally written a second joke?
        Nov 18, 2022
    10. YMO
      YMO
      Pee Pee Doo Doo Poop Poop You is on my mind....
      1. YMO
        YMO
        I knew it, I just destroyed my local Pho restaurant’s toilet. Will YMO will stop being a ten year old? Nah
        Nov 16, 2022
        Jinxy245 likes this.
      2. roughroad
        roughroad
        I'm sure you were quite satisfied with yourself. Hope you made a clean (sic) getaway.
        Nov 16, 2022
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    11. YMO
      YMO
      I wish there were a way to squeeze my fat rolls out and throw them at people.
      1. Qildail and JK47 like this.
      2. roughroad
        roughroad
        If you are the master, then you will find a way to make this happen.
        Nov 13, 2022
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    12. YMO
      YMO
      I am the master….
      1. shotgunshane
        Nov 11, 2022
        Qildail, JK47, YMO and 1 other person like this.
      2. Philimon
        Philimon
        bator
        Nov 11, 2022
        obsiCO, Jinxy245, roughroad and 2 others like this.
      3. YMO
        YMO
        Not the key master, the food master.
        Nov 11, 2022
    13. YMO
      YMO
      Video call started you know were to find it.
    14. YMO
      YMO
      Starting video call soon
      1. Qildail likes this.
      2. crenca
        crenca
        Good. I've got to go chant tonight so I want to get on for a few minutes at least to see how much more body hair you have these days
        Nov 5, 2022
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      3. YMO
        YMO
        I might start early just for ya.
        Nov 5, 2022
    15. YMO
      YMO
      Video call today at 8 PM EST.
      1. Philimon likes this.
    16. YMO
      YMO
      I’m aiming for a video call Saturday starting 8 PM EST
      1. Jinxy245 and Gazny like this.
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      3. YMO
        YMO
        Virgins
        Nov 3, 2022
      4. insidious meme
        insidious meme
        Just the way you like them.
        Nov 3, 2022
        YMO likes this.
      5. Thad E Ginathom
        Thad E Ginathom
        Save That Daylight!

        Save It!



        While there is still time...
        Nov 4, 2022
    17. YMO
      YMO
      Poop Poop Poop Poop Poop Poop Poop Poop Poop Poop Poop Poop Poop Poop Poop Poop Poop Poop
      1. RestoredSparda, DigMe and caute like this.
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      3. JayC
        Oct 31, 2022
        YMO likes this.
      4. JK47
        JK47
        My Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time
        Oct 31, 2022
        JayC and YMO like this.
      5. Jinxy245
        Jinxy245
        You do realize this is the very definition of a shit-post.
        Nov 2, 2022
        YMO likes this.
    18. YMO
      YMO
      No more shirtless time in the convertible, Celica has been sold....sadly.
      1. Gazny
        Gazny
        End of one era, onto the next.
        Oct 29, 2022
        crenca likes this.
      2. YMO
        YMO
        The next era is riding a bike shirtless with a 8ball on my hands.
        Oct 29, 2022
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      3. Gazny
        Gazny
        Japanese Steel track bikes can be quite the catch.
        Oct 29, 2022
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    19. YMO
      YMO
      Twitter Cleaning House Time!
      1. Jinxy245 likes this.
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      3. crenca
        crenca
        a sinking feeling
        Oct 27, 2022
        YMO likes this.
      4. crenca
        crenca
        about this...i no longer feel Twitter safe
        Oct 27, 2022
        YMO likes this.
      5. Azimuth
        Azimuth
        Time to delete my account.
        Oct 31, 2022
    20. YMO
      YMO
      I wonder how to be too much TMI.......
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      2. YMO
        YMO
        I really wanna destroy a SBAF's member toilet in their house.
        Oct 20, 2022
      3. crazychile
        crazychile
        The time to wonder about TMI would have been a couple of years ago.
        Oct 21, 2022
        Qildail and YMO like this.
      4. roughroad
        roughroad
        Sorry @YMO that ship has passed.
        Oct 27, 2022
        YMO likes this.
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    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Oct 1, 1989 (Age: 34)
    Location:
    Palms Of The Coasts, FL
    Occupation:
    Back Office Banker/Supervisor
    Gear List:
    Senn HD600, NuForce X Drop Move, Drop x JVC HA-FDX1, Drop x JVC HA-FWX1, Sony WF-1000XM3, Senn HD6XX, PI2AES, Schiit Bifrost 2, Schiit Eitr, Campfire Audio Andromeda 2020, Moondrop Starfield, Gaudio Nair, Shanling UP4, Schiit IEMagni, Shanling M3X, Schiit Vali 2+, Schiit Modi MB, Cayin RU6, Moondrop Kato