Comments on Profile Post by YMO

  1. HotRatSalad
  2. Thad E Ginathom
    Thad E Ginathom
    Is that better or worse than spending a bad part of one's life on the toilet?

    Whatever... It goes in, it comes out the other end. There are far worse options than toilets.
    May 27, 2023
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  3. DigMe
    DigMe
    Rough night when you wake up on the toilet.
    May 27, 2023
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  4. Claritas
    Claritas
    "My-my-my wife? Bunny? Do you see a wedding ring on my finger? Does this place look like I'm f'ing married?! The toilet seat's up, man!"
    May 27, 2023
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  5. Thad E Ginathom
    Thad E Ginathom
    Waking up on the toilet after a rough night...

    Again, there are far, far worse options, without even leaving the house. In fact, being able to /reach/ the toilet is points.
    May 27, 2023
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  6. Armaegis
    Armaegis
    @Thad E Ginathom much more interesting when you wake up on a toilet that isn't yours
    May 27, 2023
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  7. Thad E Ginathom
    Thad E Ginathom
    @Armaegis, that sounds to me like a wasted night :/

    (in more than one sense of the word)
    May 27, 2023
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  8. yotacowboy
    yotacowboy
    you know you can get up and go do other things after you're done there, right? I mean, there's a whole world waiting for you outside the bathroom door.
    May 27, 2023
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  9. DigMe
    DigMe
    May 27, 2023
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  10. YMO
    YMO
    I'm trapped in @DigMe bathroom
    May 27, 2023
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  11. DigMe
    DigMe
    And you’re not coming out until fully shaven.
    May 27, 2023
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  12. Armaegis
    Armaegis
    That's gonna take a while.
    May 27, 2023
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  13. joch
    joch
    What’s wrong with spending too much time there. Some of the clearest and creative thinking happens when you’re cycling out bile from your system.
    May 28, 2023
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  14. Claritas
    Claritas
    @joch When I shower on autopilot, the automaticity of the physical motions frees my mind, so that sometimes I suddenly know the answer to a question I've been thinking about.
    May 28, 2023
  15. Biodegraded
    Biodegraded
    As often as possible, shit at work. You'll have work-related brainwaves, AND (presuming you're not doing the SBAF-approved bidet thing at home) you'll save money on toilet paper.
    May 28, 2023
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  16. Thad E Ginathom
    Thad E Ginathom
    Absolutely. I mean, they don't pay you enough anyway, right? Let the bastards pay for the toilet paper. And take a 15-minute nap while you're there.
    May 29, 2023
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  18. Claritas
    Claritas
    When I was in college, the school used really cheap, thin, one-ply toilet paper. And a friend, who had grown up under *Communist rule* in Minsk complained, "This toilet paper isn't fit to wipe my ass!"
    May 29, 2023
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