FREE: Behringer UM2

You pay shipping, you get free good condition behringer UM2. Friends, contributors, randos, winos, I don't care. Just pay shipping to take this thing off my hands. I think this'll fit in a USPS priority flat rate envelope if I go skimpy on the padding, so could be yours for less than $10, which I think is what a small black coffee at Charbucks costs these days, so... you know... Now you've heard it advertised, don't hesitate
Don't be caught with your drawers down,
Don't be caught with your drawers down
You can step right up, step right up

That's right, it filets, it chops, it dices, slices,
Never stops, lasts a lifetime, mows your lawn
And it mows your lawn and it picks up the kids from school
It gets rid of unwanted facial hair, it gets rid of embarrassing age spots,
It delivers a pizza, and it lengthens, and it strengthens
And it finds that slipper that's been at large
under the chaise lounge for several weeks
And it plays a mean Rhythm Master,
It makes excuses for unwanted lipstick on your collar
And it's only a dollar, step right up, it's only a dollar, step right up