The Funny/LOL Thread

I’m nearly grown up now I’m 1.

 

Spelling matters.

 

Oldie but goodie....

 

They forgot to mention the talking rabbits.

 

If the earth is round, it should be 360 degrees.

Does that mean that on average every man will find a wife in one of 360 corners? Thus instead of North, South, West and East the chances of finding a wife dwindle from 1/4 to 1/360?

In short you have to gather, hunt, count, calculate and then assume the probabilities of succeeding. We can conclude that "God" invented dating. He was ahead of soap operas and reality T.V.

 

Cat lying on it's back on the sofa. Inviting soft, furry tummy. I put my face on it.

The cat was very fast asleep, and four paws, claws extended, went into instant instinctive action.

Ouch.

 

Then ask him whether the gravity with which he fell from the heavens was divine or like an Apple.

If he quotes Isaac Newton then the Devil loses and he knows it. (If he exists.)