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    Q. What's the difference between a trampoline and a banjo?
    A. You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline

    There was once a tavern called "The Fiddle" in my town, but nobody went there and it soon closed down. You see, it was a vile inn.

    My jokes just go from bad to worse
    So, time to turn my hand to verse.
    My German friend (oh, how I curse her)
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    (A GSM original. Send $10,000 in unmarked bills and he'll promise not to write poetry again.)
     
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    More! More!

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    Recently laid off Microsoft/Amazon employees could probably use this right now
     
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    Nihilism never seemed this nonchalant before...
     
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    It's just really good life advice.

     
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    Outdoor spiral staircase in South America somewhere. It’s a hard no for me.
     
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    damn, can you imagine if you had like a 500 foot long slinky and sent it down that thing?
     
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    I just realized this statement made no sense because the slinky has to go end-over-end. Foiled again.
    Maybe just 500 regular slinkies.
     
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    Isn't that a line from a Woody Allen movie?

    "I'll have 500 regular slinkies."
     
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    Probably be better for base jumping, all things considered...
     
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