The Funny/LOL Thread

No, at the very least "a dog with thumbs". They value you for your thumbs and ability to protect them from thunder.

 

We're still waiting for the communique, but I imagine that would've been on the agenda...

 

I love the Ian Banks reference in this one.

 

This one's a little too close to the boner.

 

Damn; I've used it before but unfortunately it seems evergreen.

 

I mostly want to know why it's curved like it's printed on the side of a bottle

 

Oooooooo burn! Yo momma is so far, she rolls off both sides of the bed! Yo momma is so fat when she steps on a scale it says, "To be continued...."

 

(cheesy voice of male pitchman/announcer)

"Yesssss, there's never been a better time to die
than right now!"​

 

..she jump up in the air and got stuck, etc. etc.

 

That definition is also listed for the word "Politician"

 

Hanging as it does over the twin appendages of politics and religion, this one's perhaps marginal for this thread - but if we strip it back and look it in the eye, I'm sure we can all enjoy it at, er, face value...



https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c4gk0nw2nn0o

 

I suspect you meant to say "Look at it head-on."

 

Good grief, a whole day and they haven't twigged what they said.

Is this evidence that the BBC is now run by robots?

Actually, what I want to know is: why are the churches escalating?

Latest On This Story Just in, Coming Now, Exclusive...

Oh wait. Big disappointment. It is literally true...

 

What am I missing? I think the BBC wording is correct

 

correct and insane