The Funny/LOL Thread

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by ultrabike, Oct 15, 2015.

  1. ogodei

    ogodei MOT: Austin AudioWorks

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    1) The Simpsons clip actually makes me want to buy this.

    2) In the third image I cant tell if they just attached a Butt Shaker to a recliner or if the guy is receiving electroshock therapy. Either way, it actually makes me want to buy this even more.

    3) I'm most interested in the fact that the seller's a 'Non-dual spiritual teacher' at http://endless-satsang.com, which makes me want to forget the whole thing.
     
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    The chair itself looks like one that used to be sold at the Relax the Back stores in the US. Strap a transducer underneath and you're good to go.
     
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    I totally missed the spiritual teacher part. I’ve been to Sedona. Great natural beauty and hikes, weird New Age stores. I’m relieved to hear that he’s a “non-dual” spiritual teacher, though. I barely have enough energy to maintain one spirit, let alone two.
     
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    LOL ! I didn't even get that it was in Sedona. just keeps getting better :)
     
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    Here's the part that I love...

    "added vibration transducers that make any music a full body experience"
     
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    Any vibrating chair that lacks the rectal stimulator is immediately off my radar

    three spirits (all lame as hell)
     
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    Do not disrespect Mom house homs

     
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  11. ColtMrFire

    ColtMrFire Writes better fan fics than you

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    Never gets old

     
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    Time for some jokes:

    When is Monday wrong?

    When you cannot see the moon.

    What happens after Monday?

    Tuesday...


    What happens after Tuesday?

    Three days until the weekend...

    That is it for today.
     
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    RobS RobS? More like RobDiarrhea.

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    Thud.
     
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    Yep, need this.

     
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    Sad to say I've nearly had this conversation:
     
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    A friend of mine teaches music at a private H.S. in New York City. He's often entertained by the humor of his young charges.

    The 1st line below is an ancient joke he told one of his classes. The 2nd line is an addendum suggested by one of the students.

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    A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"

    The horse replies, "Testicular cancer."
     

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