The Funny/LOL Thread

Yeah, it is rather good language.



This makes my week.

"You never read 'f**k off he hinted' " when a punch line is that true, you can only laugh.

 

https://twitter.com/kittensfolder/status/1293947377871654914?s=09

 

Just seeing this video (maybe I saw it before but forgot it on purpose?).

Here's my 2 cents: by far the most resonant, righteous, environmentally & zoologically rational resolution to the video would come from the deleted final scene where the bear rips both their faces off, then tears the door off the refrigerator and eats everything inside.

"Ahhhhh. I needed that!"

 

The cat chased me off one day. I looked in the mirror & realized--I'd become a bear.

 

Gosh, I saw that when it was young! And now it is old that there is somebody smoking in the audience! Still... Love Billy Connolly.

 

Then again, when you finally shoved that jack fully in, the result was miraculous!

 

This showed up in my Google News feed this morning. Perhaps too many stored Schiit cookies feeding the almighty google algorithms. Hilarious waste of time, yet there it is:

Click > douchebagshttps://stronglang.wordpress.com/2020/08/15/douchebags-and-schiit-how-do-they-get-away-with-it/

 

(excerpt from the page)

"There are only 15 trademark applications with the word douchebag. Most DOUCHEBAG formatives received rejections based on scandalousness and never followed up, which is what usually happened with scandalous marks..."​

Clearly the people who reject trademark applications are a bunch of douchebags.

I love that word...it + its kissing cousin "scumbag" make speech far more interesting & diverse IMO.

Note that since the days of NYPD BLUE "douchebag" has devolved to simply "douche" (ie, "He's a real douche"). Not an improvement in my book.

But hey, what do I know? I'm just a random douchebag...

 

Holiday snaps!

 

I’m all good then:

 

Et Tu Tommy

 

People have got it wrong; when I was younger, I was 'on line' all the time!

 

For fellow dog lovers.

We must always remember the words of the philosopher Immanuel Kant: 'We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals'.