The Taco Bell Gigolo

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  1. synthwavefan

    synthwavefan Cluelessly Misogynistic - MOT - LH Labs

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    Pretty awesome! I find they're a lot more cultured than US women.
     
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    HAHA, holy shit that was a good one. Second uncomfortably loud laugh in as many minutes, SBAF is on fire. I'd respond in kind but we all know you're a closet Laykaphile ;)

    This... is my cue to adopt a mildly bemused/panicked expression, stand up, and excuse myself from the table because I need to get on a damn treadmill now.
     
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    I knew that joke was coming as soon as I read his statement.
     
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    Maybe it's just mine, which is cool. Plus, she believes whatever I tell her, so I got that going for me. ;)
     
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    1. I like Taco Bell for what it is, but Taco Bell is not Mexican food.
    2. A regular fresca style taco from Taco Bell is basically a burger on a tostada shell: ground beef, lettuce, tomato, cheese and condiment. When doing this I like Doritos tacos.
    3. Last time I checked, In-N-Out was cheaper than Taco Bell.
    4. It is difficult to get good Mexican food in the U.S., and Taco Bell is neither Mexican nor good (In the high end sense of the word. This is good Mexican food: https://www.tripadvisor.com/Restaur...de_Allende_Central_Mexico_and_Gulf_Coast.html).
    5. Mexicans do not put rice in their tacos or even in the more modern wheat burritos. Mexicans do eat a lot of rice and consider it a type of soup to go along with a main course.
    6. In-N-Out does not taste like Culver. I like both.
    Also, please don't forget to keep our SBAF friends updated on their Geek Wave status. Dodgy Larry really fucked them.
     
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    synthwavefan Cluelessly Misogynistic - MOT - LH Labs

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    Last time I did, at least one of our SBAF friends called me a human shit stain, but point taken and I appreciate your support. ;)
     
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    I hope you do get the point. While you are getting employee discounts and gear access, they are getting hot air for a range of $400 to $1300:

    https://www.audiostream.com/content/lh-labs-geek-wave-back-well

    Also, you seem to insinuate that you are the delicate last line of communication between customers and Larry. Therefore, if you quit then "who else would to help backers?" Please understand this stance is a bit annoying to people that are in limbo right now. Several ways that can go down, and unless I'm missing something you are not of great consequence in any of them.

    There are a lot of US women that are very cultured. I do not find them more or less cultured. It varies on an individual basis all over the world.
     
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    Probably not the best thread or appropriate place to discuss this in, especially when taking sentiments out of context and twisting meanings behind words, especially since this is a serious topic. Don't make it heavy or ugly, dude. It was just a light hearted comment.

    My experience with foreign women has generally been that they're more intelligent, more inquisitive, and more "aware" of things in the world (and not as stuck up). YMMV, depending on what women you hang out with and where. I'd rather be with a foreigner, myself.
     
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    My experience with men who think this way is that they are bitter that no American women will date them/get near their genitals. No YMMV.
     
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    What are you talking about?! I'm about to go make out with a co-worker after work and she's a white girl from Ohio! :D:p;)
     
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    I agree with you that this is not be best thread to discuss Dodgy-Larry. But the other thread is active and SBAF membership are currently asking questions.

    I also don't think I took sentiments out of context nor twisted any meanings behind words.

    I completely disagree with you regarding correlation between nationality and intelligence/inquisitiveness/awareness. That is total bullshit. I also don't hang up with women. I used to when I was quite a bit younger and I'm happily married and love my wife.

    I tend to not f**k around. If you think this woman is stupid, boring, and naïve then don't waste your and her time and date someone you actually like and respect.
     
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    Is this the 2018 version of a Canadian girlfriend in the 80s?
     
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    @synthwavefan I'll be frank, I tend not to mind jokes aimed at me (religion, race, appearance, hobbies, etc) if it's just stuff shared between friends, because in those instances I'm happy to dish out as well as take it provided all parties involved are cool with hitting below the belt. All in good fun.

    Thing is dude, your earlier reply didn't come across as a joke so much as it did the dangerous kind of ignorance, as did your use of the word "mine" in this context. I don't put people on ignore unless they're deliberate trolls (hell, I'm happy to have friends whose views on a wide assortment of topics differ from mine if only so that engaging discourse can be had), but I will advise you to take a step back and parse what you just typed out because it comes across to me as small-minded.

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    I debated adding this but f**k it.

    I feel that a person's level of openness, intellectual development, or any of that crap is to an extent influenced by environmental norms and a constellation of other factors, but to phrase it in such a way as to imply that it's a function of heritage is, in my opinion, treading into dangerous waters given the current political climate.

    Also, maybe it's just me but I see nothing wrong with dating multiple people provided all parties are consenting. If not, then that's something else I take particular exception to.

    I apologise to everyone who reads this for the heavy shit. I'm shutting up now and taking a step back.
     
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    This is 100% off-base, but I apologize you personally were offended by your interpretation of what I said.

    Correct, in that case, I enjoy foreign women due to their environmental norms and their constellations of other factors vs the US environmental norms and constellations.

    Agree. Adults can make their own decisions as long as it's mutual.
     
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    Is she breathing?
     
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    For now....then I'll take her breath away! (ok, that's cheeszy, I know)

    To clarify for @ultrabike we aren't dating. We get along very well and she wants to have some light fun with me. I don't think she's stupid or anything else (your words, not mine). Would I marry her? Prob not, due to a variety of factors. But I do like her and think she's generally really cool.

    Geezuz, I'm really unsure how we got so involved in my personal life here.
     
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    Well, the "clueless" part is on the money.
     
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