Winders compensating for micropenis by challenging people to race

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  1. winders

    winders Worst poster on SBAF (not a joke)

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    All I know is the Santa Ana winds scared the crap out of me when I was a little kid. I thought they were going to tear the roof off my house and I was going to end up like Dorothy.
     
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    JK47 The Beer Houdini

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    Don't you still wear a dress?
     
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    purr1n Finding his inner redneck

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    LOL!
     
  4. winders

    winders Worst poster on SBAF (not a joke)

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    Laugh it up, fuzz ball!
     
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    winders Worst poster on SBAF (not a joke)

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    Come on the race track with me and we will see who wears the dress....
     
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    JK47 The Beer Houdini

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    Sorry, my shopping cart won't be ready to race until late next year.
     
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  7. winders

    winders Worst poster on SBAF (not a joke)

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    In other words you are afraid your panties will get sucked up your ass....

    Edit: Here is my "shopping cart" in action:

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    Is this yours?:

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  8. purr1n

    purr1n Finding his inner redneck

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    Geez. Don't don't take things so serious. I'd love to see you two guys race, both using the red car above.
     
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    winders Worst poster on SBAF (not a joke)

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    This is such bullshit. If one of the “in the clique” crowd has fun with someone you all think it is hilarious. If someone outside the clique comes back at them, you think it is all bad and over reaction. You guys need get over yourselves. You just aren’t as cool as you think....
     
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    JK47 The Beer Houdini

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    Be gone, DEMON !!!
     
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    Riotvan Got lost for three weeks at Delft City Hall

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    This is like someone explaining red to you while you refuse to see anything but yellow.
     
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    OldDude04 Almost "Made"

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    I will be stealing this for real world use. Perfectly stated, lol.
     
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    In my local newspaper today, a report that lamented policce inability to prevent "drag racing" by youngsters on motorbikes. As they were doing this in heavy traffic, I thought it likely the reporter didn't really know what drag racing is, unless... he was commenting on the dresses.
     
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    Senorx12562 Case of the mondays

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    Whatever blows your skirt up.
     
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    David De Lucena Science Nut

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    purr1n Finding his inner redneck

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    You said you were "outside the clique"?
     
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    Psalmanazar Wow, I made it this far without being a friend?

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    Nice power wheel! What’s the mileage on the battery and how’s the visibility for Nerf gun drive-bys?
     
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    purr1n Finding his inner redneck

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    Cooler Scooter race between @JK47 and @winders through the hallways of the hotel at the next big SBAF meet!

    No batteries. 50cc four-stroke motors.
     
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