Winders compensating for micropenis by challenging people to race

Discussion in 'How to Win Friends and Influence People' started by winders, Nov 9, 2018.

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    As one of the "been here a while but still not in the clique"-guys, I have no idea what's going on here and at this point I'm afraid to ask.

    But I think the race should be done on scooter boards with mini plungers for propulsion.
     
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    Only if they dress up like Cole Trickle and Ricky Bobby.
     
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    Is there a new plan for another big meet?
     
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    @winders do not take my picture personally. We are here to have fun. God bless you:bird:
     
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    I'm guessing some won't be able to handle four strokes...
     
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    At 6’ 3” and 225 lbs I might be at a disadvantage. Like the old days racing Hamilton-sized friends at the Malibu Grand Prix.
     
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    whoa. what is your shoe size?
     
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    I remember my first car - 1989 Nissan 240sx

    God I sunk so much money into that thing with engine swap, wheels, suspension, so many tires...Fun though, was all Tokyo Drift n shit
     
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    Also 6'3" 225 ... shoe size 10 1/2 :(



    :)
     
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    Four strokes and you're out?

    If scooters are the race vehicle, then there should be no motors. Furthermore, all scooters have to be borrowed from a six-year-old. Special prizes for thos made before 1960.

    Or... actual shopping trolleys. Rule: Must have one locked-up castor.

    And no fake wood.
     
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    Wot, no tits?

    Or...

    Is it just me that doesn't understand why that is NSFW? Is it made from pubes? In which case, as long as they are not in situ...
     
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    Because "wangs out" ?
     
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    But not in the spoiler!

    I wasted a whole click! :mad:
     
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    Great thread ;)

    Those So Cal Santa Ana winds screw with those of us who lived in Cali. But come out to the East coast, and tell me that a lightening bolt a few hundred feet away doesn't mess with your head even more :p
     
  16. JK47

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    I'm 6' and 210#

    A size 11 shoe is fairly large for a woman of your stature.
     
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    I've been looking for a chance to use the word termagant!
     
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    Cocaine's a hell of a drug??
     
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    I suggest lawn mowers. Good enough for Kimi Raikkonen!

     

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