The Funny/LOL Thread

Evergreen! And always will be relevant.

 

‘I love recording shaky videos I’ll never watch or show anybody’

 

Looking good! But incomplete... It needs a bag. And some pipes.

 

Maybe yes ... or maybe no.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He announces that the octopus can play any instrument in the world. Everyone in the place starts laughing at him, so he says, "I'll bet fifty bucks you can't give my octopus an instrument that he can't play."

A guy hands the octopus a guitar, and the octopus plays it like Jimi Hendrix.So the guy forks over fifty bucks.

Another guy hands the octopus a trumpet, and the octopus plays it like Miles Davis.So that guy forks over fifty bucks.

A third guy hands the octopus a set of bagpipes.The octopus fumbles around with the bagpipes for a minute, and then sets them down.

The guy says, "Hah! The octopus can't you play it!"

The octopus replies, "Play it? As soon as I figure out how to take off its plaid pajamas, I'm gonna f**k it."

 

suggested edit:

"This page has some issues arising from unresolved sexual conflicts"

 

Good boy.

 

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