Krak'kin 2.0

Really, I don't even know how to start this post other than to say the beer gods have been watching over me...

Yesterday, at the end of a round of twilight golf with my friend and his son, a discovery was made as I returned my cart. My friend who was riding with his son, came over to check my cart to make sure I hadn't left anything behind. He exclaimed "What's This!!" and proceeded to show me a box that was on the passenger side of the cart out of my field of view. I didn't see it once during the 9 holes we squeezed in before darkness descended upon us. "Lemme see" I said... "WTF is this?"


OMFG, in the bottom of my heart I knew right then and there what it was!!!





Some genius has mass produced a slick little tool that provides effortless access for the commoner to shotgun beers with minimal fuss!!

It works, and boys and girls does it ever work well...

Too bad it's pricey at $40 for a 3 pack or $20 for one, but this one was free, almost as if it was my destiny.

I guess it was my reward for dumping 4 balls into the water from the tee on the 7th hole, then proceeding to nail a 50' putt to finish off the round on the 9th. Immediately after I sent the putt towards the hole, I raised my fist into the air and yelled, "This is the one!!" and it dropped into the cup with the perfect soft touch only a drunken golfer can give, several seconds later...