The Funny/LOL Thread

I couldn’t find a photo of Elvis Costello, so I improvised.

 

I asked god for some of that wonderful new de-noising software, but he said that I have to run Windows, so I changed my mind.

 

I never found out if this was real, but it made me chuckle anyway:

 

No idea. But, just sometimes, the British sense of humour breaks through the rock-face facade of corporate speak

 

A cow jumping over a clothes line?

 

Have you ever seen one?

 

So for years of lurking, I thought Facebook friend status on here meant you actually knew someone and was friends via Facebook that had friend status. Lol, well here I am and now I know better.

 

On an intro geology test, we once set the joke question:

"A man leaves his home and is walking SE, where he encounters a bear. He returns home to get his gun, taking the most direct route which is due N.
a) Where is the man's home?
b) What colour is the bear?"

A surprising number of people didn't get it. Among the answers to b) was "red, after he'd shot it".

 

It's white and the North Pole right? Why you have to do Santa so dirty