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NSFW: SuperBAF Best of 2016 Golden Schlong Awards

Discussion in 'Leaderboard, Overboard, and Deals' started by purr1n, Jan 5, 2017.

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  1. Kattefjaes

    Kattefjaes Mostly Harmless

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    Those are far too classy-looking. Almost respectable!

    (Props to @KenBall - after all, he didn't call his company "Schiit", and thus appears almost normal..)
     
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  2. TRex

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    Damn, that schlong logo alone deserves golden schlong awards! The best implementation of KISS.

    Who did the design?
     
    TRex, Feb 4, 2017
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  3. Kunlun

    Kunlun cat-alyzes cat-aclysmic cat-erwauling - Friend

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    Here at SBAF, when we need graphic design done right, there is but one choice.

    @Boops, for all your tasteful cock design needs.




    He also did the great SBAF shirt designs.
     
    Kunlun, Feb 4, 2017
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  4. thegunner100

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    LOL. I somehow missed this post. If I ever win the golden schlong award, I would accept a golden tentacle in its place :oops:

    Credit goes to @Boops, our resident SBAF artist.
     
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    thegunner100, Feb 4, 2017
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  5. mscott58

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    Yeah, the award certificate was really well done and Ken loved it. Well done all! Cheers

    [​IMG]
     
    mscott58, Feb 4, 2017
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  6. GettingBuckets

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    Anybody else think that the Golden Schlong would be a great SBAF shirt design or has it already been done?
     
    GettingBuckets, Feb 4, 2017
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  7. Case

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    Hahaha, to be worn around town?
     
    Case, Feb 4, 2017
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    Lol. I should put that on my business card.
     
    Boops, Feb 4, 2017
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  9. TRex

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    Awesome skill @Boops . The layout, the font choice/style/spacing, the color, the frame are just perfect. For a person who adores minimalistic design, the certificate is sexier & hotter than Utopia/Andro/Orpheus/you-name-it.

    The bottom of the logo looks a bit folded though :p
     
    TRex, Feb 4, 2017
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  10. Boops

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    @TRex Thanks. The schlong "seal" was printed on some gold sparkly circular label paper and affixed to the certificate. I think the light just caught the lower edge in this pic.
     
    Boops, Feb 4, 2017
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  11. GettingBuckets

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    Yes. Absolutely
     
    GettingBuckets, Feb 4, 2017
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    I've got some great ideas for a lapel pin or pendant. Time to go start an Etsy...
     
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    Thanks again guys! I cant wait to get back home and proudly hang my schlong. No seriously totally hanging the award prominently in our shop with much pride.

    Ken
     
    KenBall, Feb 4, 2017
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  14. FallingObjects

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    @anetode I would volunteer to help figure out how to market the pins, would be a great resume conversation starter if I got into any interviews.

    "So uh, tell us about these... golden... schlongs..?"
     
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    $3.99 for a plate of six at dim sum!
     
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  16. Thad E Ginathom

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    After midnight... You can let it all hang out :D

    @Boops ... Super-professional, superb, funny, good-looking... Just Brilliant.
    :bow: :bow: :bow:
     
    Thad E Ginathom, Feb 5, 2017
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  17. Vansen

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    I'm not kidding when I say Schiit seemed to be proud of their award. They displayed it next to the Modi Multibit all day today.

    IMG_0714.JPG
     
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  18. jowls

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    That symbol looks like a cattle brand. New initiation process for SBAF special programs; a schlong on your arse |\/|
     
    jowls, Feb 5, 2017
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    Thank you sir may I have another!!!
     
    mscott58, Feb 5, 2017
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  20. SineDave

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    Time to see if @Marvey can convince @schiit to put it on the website. We just need a vector version.
     
    SineDave, Feb 13, 2017
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