The Game of Thrones Thread (With Spoilers)

Nerds dunno shit, otherwise they wouldn't be bitching all the time (I dunno shit either).

Bran is the Night King's public enemy No. 1 (at least in his head). I'll give him 49.5821% chance of making it alive next episode. But that dude is dead. Something is likely to happen that will show a turn on the tide. But I dunno what they are going to pull out of their asses.

As far as Brienne, all she wanted was Jaimie to ack her. And acked she was.

Arya will not get the sword, and that's good because that's sword is probably bigger and heavier than her. I think she has 52.3596% chance of surviving. I did not mind her nude scene. She is a pro hit-woman now. An accomplished murderer. Being a virgin was getting ridicuolous. The actress is an adult now.

I want Cersei to die a poetic dead way before the end. To be honest, I don't know how a nasty idiot of her caliber has made it this far.

 

BINGO!

This and the crypt f**k up are major awesome-sauce theories.

But this stuff is proly not going to be 'nuff to wrap things up. All that Porker has to do is rise the dead with the smell of his armpits and its game over.

 

Yeah, there is some of that stuff from the battle of deeps end or so (don't tell me f'ing Gandalf is going to join in with the Lanister army! f**k!).

BTW, I thought that Porker was supposed to go down the Crypts too cuz his brains were too precious.

 

I'm hoping Bran can shoot light beams from his orifaces that melt undead. I mean, he should be more useful.

 

Yup. So far that dude is emulating Dr. Stephen Hawkings in a story line where that barely gets any brownie points (BTW, I do admire Dr. Hawkings, but he is not GOT material IMO).

Maybe he will find some other powers, besides tree-eye-ravening.

 

It is obvious, and if the Night King does not do that he is also an idiot. But not to worry. They specifically mentioned the Crypt shit loads of times.

Either way they're fucked.

 

I was thinking more comedic uses. At this point, GOT is so dead, run out of ideas and plotlines, where a Bran as a Doctor Manhattan exploding the NK and his undead generals (through excess use of CGI) could be amusing.

It should end with a singing chorus line of all the main characters.

 

WTF!!!?

 

I know. I also want this to happen. The fact that she put Jaime on Bron's list makes this a possiblity.

I give Jaime 56.1882% of surviving.

Which means Tyrion is going to die.

 

There are all kinds of Spoilers. Modified the thread title to reflect this.