The Funny/LOL Thread

Is it a bird, a plane? No, it’s a leaping Komondor puppy!

 

Odelay!

 

Yours must be this fur coat, sir?





(wonderful pic!)

 

It's tennis mixed with ping pong. It's really fun, and definitely not something you would want to do while drinking. It's about equivalent to raquet ball in the level of exercise you get, at least here in the hot humid southern USA.

 

...giving "mixed pairs" a whole (hole?) new meaning

 

Can't be... its still under the car (here in the US, stealing catalytic converters is big business)

 

Catalyst: a small animal that causes large changes around it whilst itself remaining unchanged.


next...

 

This could have been thought out a little better.

 

Absolutely. The idea could be conveyed more ... tastefully....

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PS: a true pessimist would answer, "Both."

 

The Day Today... A brilliant British TV series, taking the piss out of news/current-affairs broadcasting. This was from the Philosophy spot. Should be read in a thick, fake French accent...

The optimist says the glass of milk is half full: the pessimist says it is half empty.

I say... It is sour.​

 

An optimist says, "The glass is 1/2 full."

A pessimist says, "The glass is 1/2 empty."

I say, "The Glass is 1/2 empty because I just drank the 1st half.. What's left in the glass is a slow-acting neurotoxin that is routinely fatal "

 

So you're part opportunist, part toxicologist and part revisionist. Is there a boxed-up fatalist cat owned by a quantum-physicist nearby?

 

...and full-time pessimist (don't leave that out).

As for your question--I can't answer honestly (while my cats watch me).

 

It is obvious that the glass is neither half-full nor half-empty until a measurement is taken and the wave function collapses.