The Funny/LOL Thread

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    Let 'er rip, Jinxy...
     
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    My dog is gentle. Attention Women!

    Did I get anything right?
     
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    More or less, gentil has a variety of positive meanings, for people it can mean gentle or kind or good, amiable, etc, according to context. It can also mean friendly. So I'd go with My dog is friendly, beware of my wife

    [edit: with apologies for pedantry, and not being funny]
     
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    Being pedantic means you never have to say you're sorry...

    It goes without saying* that the closely associated sign,

    MY DOG HAD HER SHOTS

    MY WIFE HASN'T

    is unspeakably rude and boorish;

    *that's why I'm not saying it
     
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    On the contrary. Now I understand it, I can thank the post! :)
     
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    Thanks Banksy.
     
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    A UK postscipt...

    Boris Johnson wanted to join. But he lied about his musical ability.
    Liz Truss wanted in, but the other band members preferred lettuce.
    Big-Tits Nadine wanted in, but they wouldn't call her Lady Dorries.

    I make no apologies for objectifying Ms Dorries: she's highly objectionable.

    Oh gno, gno, gno, it's not a gnu!
     
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    Useless factoid: the line was ad-libbed by Nicholson.
     
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    That would be noteworthy for any other actor, but not Nicholson. He could write, direct, and of course, act as well as anyone in Hollywood. He was a true creative collaborator, .
     
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    Fairly straightforward (shrugs)
     
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