The Funny/LOL Thread

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by ultrabike, Oct 15, 2015.

  1. Rob the Comic

    Rob the Comic banned from ASR

    Pyrate
    Joined:
    Jul 29, 2020
    Likes Received:
    10,515
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Location:
    Sydney, Australia
    Okay kids, thanks for your participation in 2 great but not quite correct answers. The answer to the riddle I made up yesterday - What do You Call Karaoke in Germany?

    Is of course FOLLOW THE LIEDER

    :) :)
     
  2. Rob the Comic

    Rob the Comic banned from ASR

    Pyrate
    Joined:
    Jul 29, 2020
    Likes Received:
    10,515
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Location:
    Sydney, Australia
    IMG_6671.jpeg
     
    • Like Like x 7
    • Epic Epic x 1
    • List
  3. Rob the Comic

    Rob the Comic banned from ASR

    Pyrate
    Joined:
    Jul 29, 2020
    Likes Received:
    10,515
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Location:
    Sydney, Australia
    IMG_6668.jpeg
     
    • Like Like x 6
    • Epic Epic x 4
    • List
  4. Rob the Comic

    Rob the Comic banned from ASR

    Pyrate
    Joined:
    Jul 29, 2020
    Likes Received:
    10,515
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Location:
    Sydney, Australia
    IMG_6683.jpeg
     
    • Like Like x 1
    • Epic Epic x 1
    • List
  5. Rob the Comic

    Rob the Comic banned from ASR

    Pyrate
    Joined:
    Jul 29, 2020
    Likes Received:
    10,515
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Location:
    Sydney, Australia
    IMG_6675.jpeg
     
  6. Thad E Ginathom

    Thad E Ginathom Friend

    Pyrate
    Joined:
    Sep 27, 2015
    Likes Received:
    15,069
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Location:
    India
    Monk Joke

    A novice enters a silent order. The Abbot explains that total silence is required, right from the start, except that they will have an annual meeting in which the novice may say just one thing to the abbot.

    A year passes. The novice spends his days in prayer and working in the gardens. All seems to be happy.

    He meets with the Abbot:

    "My son, at the end of your first year, what do you have to tell me?"

    "I'm cold."

    "Very well, my son, I will have an extra blanket issued to you."​

    The second year passes. The novice seems enthusiastic, both in his prayer, and his work, which now includes the farm.

    "My son, at the end of your second year, what do you have to tell ?"

    "I'm thirsty."

    "Then we will increase your water and ale rations."​

    The third year passes. The novice does well in his prayer, and now takes up work in the apiary

    "My son, at the end of your third year, what do you have to say?"

    "I'm hungry."

    "I will make sure you get larger portions"​

    Year four is soon over. The novice has now become a skilled in the brewery.

    "My son, after four years, what are you going to say?

    "I'm leaving."

    "Thank goodness for that: you've done nothing but grumble ever since you first arrived."
     
  7. Case

    Case Anxious Head (Formerly Wilson)

    Pyrate Contributor
    Joined:
    Jul 31, 2016
    Likes Received:
    6,361
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Location:
    The 1920s
     
    • Like Like x 5
    • Epic Epic x 1
    • List
  8. Grattle

    Grattle Friend

    Pyrate
    Joined:
    Feb 17, 2017
    Likes Received:
    1,313
    Trophy Points:
    93
    Location:
    USA
    [​IMG]
     
    • Like Like x 4
    • heart heart x 1
    • Agreed, ditto, +1 Agreed, ditto, +1 x 1
    • List
  9. Thad E Ginathom

    Thad E Ginathom Friend

    Pyrate
    Joined:
    Sep 27, 2015
    Likes Received:
    15,069
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Location:
    India
    OK ok, so... here's my favourite protest song. And the best ever mic bump.



    Yes, he's a genius :)
     
    • Like Like x 3
    • heart heart x 1
    • List
  10. Jinxy245

    Jinxy245 Vegan Puss

    Pyrate
    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2016
    Likes Received:
    6,360
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Location:
    Montgomery, New York
    [​IMG]
     
    • Like Like x 6
    • Epic Epic x 2
    • List
  11. Rob the Comic

    Rob the Comic banned from ASR

    Pyrate
    Joined:
    Jul 29, 2020
    Likes Received:
    10,515
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Location:
    Sydney, Australia
    IMG_6676.jpeg
     
    • Like Like x 5
    • Epic Epic x 1
    • List
  12. Rob the Comic

    Rob the Comic banned from ASR

    Pyrate
    Joined:
    Jul 29, 2020
    Likes Received:
    10,515
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Location:
    Sydney, Australia
    IMG_6677.jpeg
     
    • Like Like x 5
    • Epic Epic x 1
    • List
  13. ][nIn][

    ][nIn][ Facebook Friend

    Contributor
    Joined:
    May 19, 2024
    Likes Received:
    170
    Trophy Points:
    33
    Location:
    Canada
    • Like Like x 2
    • Epic Epic x 2
    • List
  14. ][nIn][

    ][nIn][ Facebook Friend

    Contributor
    Joined:
    May 19, 2024
    Likes Received:
    170
    Trophy Points:
    33
    Location:
    Canada
    upload_2025-1-24_17-23-42.png
     
    • Like Like x 6
    • Epic Epic x 1
    • List
  15. Rob the Comic

    Rob the Comic banned from ASR

    Pyrate
    Joined:
    Jul 29, 2020
    Likes Received:
    10,515
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Location:
    Sydney, Australia
    IMG_6728.jpeg
     
    • Like Like x 5
    • Epic Epic x 1
    • List
  16. Rob the Comic

    Rob the Comic banned from ASR

    Pyrate
    Joined:
    Jul 29, 2020
    Likes Received:
    10,515
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Location:
    Sydney, Australia
    IMG_6739.jpeg
     
    • Like Like x 5
    • Epic Epic x 2
    • List
  17. Rob the Comic

    Rob the Comic banned from ASR

    Pyrate
    Joined:
    Jul 29, 2020
    Likes Received:
    10,515
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Location:
    Sydney, Australia
    IMG_6719.jpeg
     
  18. SofaSamuraiX

    SofaSamuraiX Almost "Made"

    Contributor
    Joined:
    Jun 1, 2024
    Likes Received:
    504
    Trophy Points:
    93
    Location:
    Cleveland, Ohio
    This reminds me of a family or kids I grew up with. Irish as all get out, 7 kids in all. My buddy pissed off his mom and got up to run, without missing a beat she whipped off her wooden clog and took him down with a shot to the back of the head. He didn't even get to a full run.

    Edited for auto incorrect spelling errors.
     
  19. Jinxy245

    Jinxy245 Vegan Puss

    Pyrate
    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2016
    Likes Received:
    6,360
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Location:
    Montgomery, New York
    [​IMG]
     
  20. Jinxy245

    Jinxy245 Vegan Puss

    Pyrate
    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2016
    Likes Received:
    6,360
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Location:
    Montgomery, New York
    [​IMG]
     
    • Like Like x 4
    • heart heart x 1
    • List

Share This Page