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The post that this replaces was an ill-conceived attempt at humour

 

A: Herman

 

An inswinging yorker is always bound to fetch more wickets than the perfect out swinger.

 

My cat Alice doesn't care what you think of her face.

 

I need to ask a real Aussie this question....

 

@MoatsArt, too fast for me! Herman became angry

 

I wish I were a bird

 

A: A pair of pathetic peripatetics.

 

A: The Vagina Monologues

 

A: Making the beast with two backs.

 

Q: What do you get when you combine alcohol, a 16th century writing hack, and a couple shaved monkeys? (ref)

 

I'm pretty sure this sentence has changed my life...

"These two did oftentimes do the two-backed beast together, joyfully rubbing and frotting their bacon 'gainst one another."

 

Random was a seat upgrade.

 

A: An indecent kind of frottage.

 

GUTB

 

There's a whole set of old jokes written this way. The only one I know is:

A. 9, W.

(It's a spoken joke, so say it aloud)






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Q. Is you name spelled with a V, Herr Wagner?

 

I'll join in.
A: Reasonably priced love.

 

Oddly poignant

 

???

 

Ha ha, okay:

the "A" part is "answer"...

Then, "nine, W"

The joke is that it's really "nein, W" ("no, W" in German),

which explains why it's Wagner's (pronounced with an initial V-sound) answer to the question if his name is spelled with a V...

Not much of a joke, but then, what the hey. There's a Japanese one, too, as these date to WWII era, but I forget how it goes.