Comments on Profile Post by Deep Funk

Really? tell me about it. I grew up in Venice, on the grand canal, right next to the Palazzo Grassi art museum. I could tell stories to make a grown man's beard turn mauve in post-futurist kinda way ...

I did some of my growing up in a popular UK tourist destination by the sea. Damn. Just wish I'd known more about post-futurist possibilities!

I spent most of my childhood near UK's Stratford-upon-Avon. Left me having to cope with a lot of negative stereotypes about Americans.

@Thad E Ginathom it's just like normal 'orrible tales, but with avant-garde pretentiousness!

One dude could not make choice, spoke bad English and did not recognise salmon. I had to facepalm three times...

I can't tell one salmon from another. they all look the same to me.

Sorry for rampant species-ism.

The dude could not distinguish tuna from salmon. Sometimes people come in thinking pink pickled ginger is salmon. We keep a straight face but oh dear we are amazed. Seriously you mistake ginger for salmon? Just get out...