The Funny/LOL Thread

Nearly forgot about this absolute gem and still one of the best things on youtube.

 

Love it! But...

That'd be Gandhi's cat.



(I live in one of the millions of Indian streets that bears his name: I had to learn to spell it right! )

 

ME: the tire on this side is making a whistling noise
WIFE: sounds like a flat
ME: no, more C Sharp

 

Nominate this for a SBAF t-shirt

 

My cat and I agree entirely.

 

This from the recently deceased Barry Cryer. I managed to find it in text, but it is a million times better delivered by the man himself. Ahha, found it. Text deleted

You know, about the guy who shot a golden eagle...

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Warning: British Subtlety Level High!

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LOL!

 

People have been saying that Bill Posters is innocent all my life. My grand-dad, who was alive at the time, reckoned Bill Posters absolutely did it. Guilty as sin. Nothing innocent about Bill.

 

Barry Cryer describes a woman who purchases a parrot for only £5. “Well, I must confess, it was brought up in a brothel,” says the shopkeeper. “And, to put it politely, it has quite an extensive vocabulary.”
“Never mind,” says the woman. “At that price, I’ll take it.”

So she takes the parrot home, puts its cage in the living room and takes the cover off.

“New place – very nice,” says the parrot.

Then the woman’s two daughters walk in.

“New place, new girls – very nice,” says the parrot.

Then the woman’s husband walks in, and the parrot says, “Oh hello, Keith!”