The Funny/LOL Thread

If the pictured insect is a carpenter ant, a more appropriate slogan would be:

Please Do Not Eat The Library

 

One more:

"I wore fluffy Ugg boots in Liverpool and a girl bellowed across the street 'welcome to the Himalayas'"

 

OK, here, probably for the dozenth time, is my all-time favourite...

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says...

"What is this? Some kind of a joke?"​

 

Uhm, I'm, reasonably sure that's an alligator, not a croc.

(sorry to urinate on the parade)

 

...to which the dude in the white helmet would ideally answer,

"But I will--we're also doing a cavity search"

 

Don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

 

@Pharmaboy

 

Excellent! May I suggest 2 pull-quotes:

"Living a life that looks just like death--but with respiration"

"The road to salvation is paved with pettiness and pique"

 

Suggested correction:

"Dad pulled over to a frozen lake, which represented the frigid emptiness of their marriage and their two rented offspring"

 

But out in the parking lot is a whole other thing...