The Funny/LOL Thread

That's horrible! And very funny .

 

Alternate version:

• Same setup, but the therapist asks, "Let's talk about your helicopter mother."
• Outside the window a middle-aged woman with a spinning helicopter rotor attached to her head by a shaft is hovering in the air.

 

Inspiration can be found anywhere.

 

Colonel Angus‘s great grandson keeping up the family tradition:

 

I wonder what General majors in?

I’ll show myself out.

 

What did major major major in?

(It's decades since I read the book. I'm guessing that gag must have been included in the wordplay)

 

CD’s - plural????

 

‘The Texan turned out to be good natured, generous and kind - in three weeks no one could stand the bastard’.

Someone once mentioned to Heller that he had never written another book as good as Catch 22; Heller casually replied ‘who has?’

 

No Way! Aaaaarrrrgh

 

(Pharmaboy removes Huple's cat from his face)

Who, indeed?

 

"Yes, Deer."

 

In case you don't get the Colonel Angus reference: