The Funny/LOL Thread

I had no idea that it was possible to curl coconuts....

 

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You have an unusual sense of humour!

But...Hmmm... Maybe...

 

Marie Curie's Greatest Hits

"Songs so good they make your gums bleed"

 

"There ain't approximately enough room in this town for the both of us, Lester."

 

Q: What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A: The viola burns longer


Q: How can you tell if the stage is level?

A: The vibes player is drooling out of both sides of his mouth, not just one


Q: What do you call a drummer without a girffriend?

A: Homeless

 

Ha! I posted a YT video but the owner doesn't allow outside sites to show it.

 

Man, walking down the street, sees a box.

It's marked "Dymanite."

He thinks, that's silly, and kicks it.

It goes "Bnag!"

 

The rarely seen Cthulhu tree.

 

Never gets old for an old man.

 

Qu'est que c'est "brain"?

 

Things that go through your head as a Talking Heads fan

 

Bloody puppies ate my philosophy homework!