The Funny/LOL Thread

Looks like your legs are still the same length! That's always a plus.

 

@Grattle yes mate. At first I thought they had made my left leg a tad longer, but I realized it was just that I hadn’t been able to completely straighten it out for years.

 

And it's hard if you can't work out what the frying pan is. I seem to recall that, after giving up on that one, I took a mouthful of garlic salt. Then I turned around and kissed someone. You should have seen her face



Thanks for the memory

 

With apologies to Hunter S...

One of my last of such experiences, about which, some time later and having read the book, I jotted down:

Well, it made me laugh. Obviously. Without which there would be no story.

Next time, I'll tell you about my bats.

 

Here are a couple of cautionary tales of why you should choose Internet Domain names carefully. Both true.

There was an upmarket stationery business called Pen Island. They went online with the name:
www.penisland.
Lots of unsavory emails.

Here in Australia we had a government initiative to combat depression called Hope is Now Here!
The internet site was:
www.hopeisnowhere.

 

Happy Easter

 

I don’t want offend anyone, but this made me laugh.

 

I’m going to hell for this one.

 

Finally, Easter has a sponsor...



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I remember back in the 80's or 90's when it seemed like half the cars had bumper stickers that said " I (heart) my (insert picture of dog breed here)". They were everywhere. One day I noticed in the back of Rolling Stone magazine where you could buy stickers of a screw that could be placed over the heart .

Man, was I tempted. A few minutes in a full parking lot you'd be able to sabotage so many bumper stickers. The thought of how long it would take before the owners would notice kept me going when I was having a bad day.

 

Is this for real? I'd love to know the details of the artwork.

 

Here it is: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Columba_Altarpiece

And, yep, the crucifix is anachronistic.

 

Oh, super. Many thanks. Now I can LOL longer and louder.

And, you know what they say: He lols longest lols longest.