ButtUglyJeff
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Nov 8, 1969 (Age: 48)
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ButtUglyJeff

Stunningly beautiful IRL, Male, 48, from Rochester, NY

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I shaved off my beard... instant regret... Apr 15, 2018

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Apr 21, 2018 at 5:17 PM
    1. ButtUglyJeff
      ButtUglyJeff
      I shaved off my beard... instant regret...
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      2. FallingObjects
        FallingObjects
        "And for my next trick, I'll shave my face, and get magically asked for ID at the next 3 liquor stores I go to..."
        Apr 15, 2018
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      3. ButtUglyJeff
        ButtUglyJeff
        My wife likes me this way, so not all bad...
        Apr 15, 2018
      4. dmckean44
        dmckean44
        She just doesn't like all the attention from other women you get with the beard. She wants your breathtakingly beautiful ass for herself.
        Apr 15, 2018
    2. ButtUglyJeff
      ButtUglyJeff
      1. Gaspasser likes this.
      2. Gaspasser
        Gaspasser
        I started using Bitmoji a few months ago and I haven’t felt compelled to change it. Bitmoji is fun for texts
        Mar 25, 2018
      3. Gaspasser
        Gaspasser
        Plus subconsciously I think that is why I’m drawn to the Clears (look closely at the avatar) ;)
        Mar 25, 2018
    3. ButtUglyJeff
      ButtUglyJeff
      Vinyl on the shelf at Target? Wha wha whaaaaaaa?!?!?!?!?
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      3. Vansen
        Vansen
        @Lyer25 not gonna lie, it can be a guilty pleasure album. Didn’t know it was on vinyl though.
        Mar 15, 2018
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      4. Lyer25
        Lyer25
        @Vansen Neither did I, neither did I :))

        Hmm, well I might check a few of the songs out on YouTube soonish with another person saying it's an enjoyable album, haha.
        Mar 15, 2018
      5. bixby
        bixby
        I asked my daughter a few years ago when in high school about vinyl when she said her friends were buying LPs and turntables. Turns out they were buying their Crosleys at clothing stores, then would buy about 5 LPs total and that was it! I laughed.
        Mar 15, 2018
    4. ButtUglyJeff
      ButtUglyJeff
      Don't you hate it when work gets too "worky"...
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      2. cskippy
        cskippy
        Listening to music saves my life (and ears) when working.
        Mar 8, 2018
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      3. DigMe
        DigMe
        time to find a “workaround” I guess.
        Mar 8, 2018
      4. Deep Funk
        Deep Funk
        When things get to serious crack a few jokes and add some silliness to your routines. Add some coffee and you are good...
        Mar 9, 2018
    5. ButtUglyJeff
      ButtUglyJeff
      It seems there are many hot ladies on Ashley Madison, and they all want a piece of me...
    6. ButtUglyJeff
      ButtUglyJeff
      Even when its the most minor of surgeries, knowing its your daughter makes it super nerve wracking...
      1. A1Gear, Elnrik, powermatic and 3 others like this.
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      3. Gaspasser
        Gaspasser
        This (our family) is what we’re supposed to have nervosa about. I’m glad she is doing well :)
        Feb 19, 2018
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      4. atomicbob
        atomicbob
        I've been in the ER and OR plenty of times for business. But when it is family, friends or yourself, the perspective changes radically. Best wishes for a most positive outcome.
        Feb 19, 2018
      5. Skyline
        Skyline
        Fully understand with two daughters of my own. I'm glad all went well.
        Feb 19, 2018
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    7. ButtUglyJeff
      ButtUglyJeff
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      2. ButtUglyJeff
        ButtUglyJeff
        Or maybe following Schiit's method of hooking them in young, when they're broke students...
        Feb 12, 2018
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      3. ButtUglyJeff
        ButtUglyJeff
        @Hands is surprisingly quiet. My Spidey Senses are tingling....
        Feb 12, 2018
      4. Hands
        Hands
        Nah, I'm just traveling this week. I had no idea about this nor have I heard it. Seems like a baby Amethyst. If it's cheap, that'd be cool.
        Feb 12, 2018
    8. ButtUglyJeff
      ButtUglyJeff
      My daughter is a vegetarian. Except when she plays Zelda BotW, then she goes full on carnivore...
      1. Lyer25, Deep Funk, Elnrik and 2 others like this.
    9. ButtUglyJeff
      ButtUglyJeff
      Wow, I was expecting too much "ooooey goooey" with the ZDT jr. and Amethyst combo. I guess I might be wrong. At least with the Atticus...
      1. Hands and captkirk like this.
      2. Kattefjaes
        Kattefjaes
        If the ZDT Jr isn't too different from the actual NBM stock sound, it's not gonna be super-gooey anyway. The NBM has a little bit of romance in its soul, but is refreshingly straight forward in general- quite an achievement for something transformer-coupled at that price. I did like mine, while I had it.
        Jan 13, 2018
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      3. ButtUglyJeff
        ButtUglyJeff
        Even better with warmed up tubes, and switching to higher impedance is working well with the Atticus. Curious which jack the HD650 will like more...
        Jan 13, 2018
    10. ButtUglyJeff
      ButtUglyJeff
      Tyll has the WOF @Marvey needs something; "Shelf of Sexy" "Lazy Susan of Lust" "Closet of Carnal Sins" come on people, think!!!
      1. Deep Funk and Melvillian like this.
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      3. ButtUglyJeff
        ButtUglyJeff
        I'm digging the "Headphone Hall of Justice", but I think @Marvey is a Marvel guy...
        Jan 3, 2018
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      4. Biodegraded
        Biodegraded
        Shelf of Schlongs. Close enough to Wall of Fame but ... bigger!
        Jan 3, 2018
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      5. Deep Funk
        Deep Funk
        Call it the "shut-up-and-take-my-money-recommendations!!!" and everybody will get it...
        Jan 4, 2018
    11. ButtUglyJeff
      ButtUglyJeff
      So, you walk in to an empty public bathroom while the funkiest homeless person walks out. Do you play a butt themed Russian Roulette or no?
      1. captkirk
        captkirk
        What if you hadn't seen the funk, would you still be faced with the same decision?
        Jan 2, 2018
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      2. DigMe
        DigMe
        Don’t worry, you’re butt ugly, remember?
        Jan 2, 2018
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      3. ButtUglyJeff
        ButtUglyJeff
        My butt is ugly, but delicate. I waited till I was home because I would have felt the warm seat of failure...
        Jan 3, 2018
    12. ButtUglyJeff
      ButtUglyJeff
      Do any of you American football fans remember The Music City Miracle? That was the last time the Buffalo Bills were in the playoffs
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      3. Skyline
        Skyline
        Yes, I live in Nashville. It was kind of a big deal. Also, I'm a huge Bengals fan..
        you're welcome Buffalo :P
        Dec 31, 2017
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      4. GTABeancounter
        GTABeancounter
        The Bills sent a nice thank you note to Cincinnati via twitter. Pretty awesome that they went for it on that 4th down.
        Jan 1, 2018
      5. Skyline
        Skyline
        Had no choice on the 4th down play. Less than a minute to go in the 4th quarter.

        Bills fans have also been donating to Andy Dalton's charity, which is a very happy side effect to all of this.
        Jan 1, 2018
    13. ButtUglyJeff
      ButtUglyJeff
      Lazy Jeff forgot to sign up with his company payroll system. System got fished, then hacked. I'm the only one who didn't lose personal info.
      1. A1Gear, Pyruvate, Deep Funk and 6 others like this.
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      3. DigMe
        DigMe
        Pssshhh.. women.
        Dec 28, 2017
      4. ButtUglyJeff
        ButtUglyJeff
        @Mystic when I told my wife I just said "Everything is coming up Milhouse!" and she's not even a Simpson's fan in the slightest...
        Dec 28, 2017
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      5. Ringingears
        Ringingears
        I'd like to share this with my wife. My procrastination saved us money. I forgot to follow our financial advisor's rec to move into bonds. Haha.
        Dec 28, 2017
    14. Ice-man
      Ice-man
      Peace and Merry Christmas brother.
      1. ButtUglyJeff
        ButtUglyJeff
        Thank you. And please have a safe and enlightened New Year...
        Dec 27, 2017
    15. ButtUglyJeff
      ButtUglyJeff
      Want to make the front page at HF? Just say you prefer the HD660S over the HD650...
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      2. insidious meme
        insidious meme
        I've set it up where I get no ads on HF when I'm on my home machine.
        Dec 27, 2017
      3. Lyer25
        Lyer25
        One good thing about that piece on HF is that a Senn rep said that the HD650 may remain in production depending on how the market behaves. Oh, and apparently the pads are exactly the same, so if there ARE changes, it's a soft update?
        Dec 27, 2017
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      4. Ringingears
        Ringingears
        Sounds like business speak for the HD660S flopped at X-mas sales, and Focal is cutting into their sales. HD680 Jubilee ??
        Dec 27, 2017
        Lyer25 and A1Gear like this.
    16. ButtUglyJeff
      ButtUglyJeff
      Wow, I guess 11 Christmas mimosas can have an effect on me...
      1. Riotvan and Wilson like this.
    17. ButtUglyJeff
      ButtUglyJeff
      Switch and Mario Cart in hand. I'm now positive Christmas morning will be happy, and we will all not be speaking to each other by dinner.
      1. fraggler
        fraggler
        Have fun! BTW, the Mario Kart AI is an asshole. If one of you is in first all the time, everyone after you will be obliterated as the AI tries to match the first place skill level.
        Dec 15, 2017
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    18. ButtUglyJeff
      ButtUglyJeff
      "Universal Paperclips" could also be called "The Jeff Bezos Story"...
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      2. spwath
        spwath
        Just beat it. 6 hours, 43 mins
        Dec 1, 2017
    19. ButtUglyJeff
      ButtUglyJeff
      Apparently, Amazon can't figure out how to pick up a package that was shipped as a gift to the wrong address. They just said to keep it...
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      3. Luckbad
        Luckbad
        I've nearly bought drums for my 4 year old a few times but Mrs. Bad will not approve.
        Nov 26, 2017
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      4. Grahad2
        Grahad2
        Amazon shipped my friend's package to Singapore...

        Singapore, Limpopo, South Africa.
        Nov 26, 2017
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      5. ButtUglyJeff
        ButtUglyJeff
        Sadly the Amazon call center person told me that until the sender files a claim, they won't get a replacement. And of course, in my demented fantasy, the grandparents, being technologically inept, can't pull that off. Thus leaving their little darling sad this x-mas. Its really a me problem. I know the reality will not be as emotionally satisfying as what's floating around in my head...
        Nov 27, 2017
    20. ButtUglyJeff
      ButtUglyJeff
      My Black Friday shopping is just to get my wife two Dyson Vacuums and a Shop Vac. Apparently, the ButtUgly residence exists in 1954...
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      3. ButtUglyJeff
        ButtUglyJeff
        A canister, and a rechargeable hand held...
        Nov 24, 2017
      4. pedalhead
        pedalhead
        Either you're going to get a shag or a slap. Let us know. :-)
        Nov 24, 2017
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      5. bengo
        bengo
        My wife bought one of these cordless things today too. Let's see if it cures her allergy to vacuuming. My kids call the current one "daddy's toy" (no kidding!)
        Nov 24, 2017
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    Gender:
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    Birthday:
    Nov 8, 1969 (Age: 48)
    Location:
    Rochester, NY
    Gear List:
    ZMF Atticus in Paduk, HD650 stock with SPC balanced cable, MDR-Z7 with Kimber cable, Metrum Musette, Cavalli Audio Liquid Carbon, and Monoprice for all the other cables and power cords...

    Yamaha CA-1010
    Yamaha CA-2010
    Blumenstein Orcas in birch ply (2016)

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