33ft for $750?!
For that price it better be: MQA Certified & Quad-DSD Qualified & treated w/ 1.21 Jigowatts of pure, Battery-Powered, Tesla-Coiled: Containment Field & made of only the rarest of Metals+Alloys & Quantum-Tunneled (for >250hours) at Light-Speed... up the ass-n-back & Approved w/ a 24K Gold PF Certificate!
But most importantly: Blessed & Endorsed by Jude's e-P(ee)n Erect-O-Meter Measurement (Micro)scope!
The best part is it will have faster transmission speeds. Trans-warp. The signal arrives before it leaves the transmitter, resulting in a paradoxical increase in clarity. Add the Platinum Eclipse 7 Bi-Wired Speaker Cable for just $16,500. The music will arrive BEFORE it is written or recorded. Literally be the first to hear a new song.
All i want to know is if they sell this by roll. I want to completely rewire my house. Also my dog needs a new leash, sometimes commands don't reach him. I suspect packet loss.
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