We can make you look sexier, shave, remove the hat, come it back. Done
At this point, I care less than a little what I look like. Sexy? Hah, you a funny guy.
I'm very funny. I told myself that I'm fat this morning, but I still call myself a hair bitch. That's what my GF told me. I remember the days I was told an ugly motherfucker who should be shot. Who's has a real life job now haters!? :p
Shave the hair, keep the hat, add a spittoon. Done :P
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