YMO

Have them attach you to a wing, add extra thrust

"You're carrying too much on board, sir"

STAND WELL BACK when you press that suction button.

It's cause Florida's not supposed to be in this multiverse. We think we own it but we are only here by its quasi-divine grace, part of a greater plot. All will converge with the mire. Bury a swamp here and it simply relocates. Drain it and it doubles in diameter. That swamp is the organism and we are its probiotic denizens. It's our Hotel California. That's why we shrivel like witches in clear, dry air.

This time don't forget to bring a lil swamp with you. It protects us.

oh, @robot zombie don't worry, YMO brings a little swamp ass wherever he goes.

So refreshing

Im more interested in EQ for the BF2 og, but hey Id take a usb update too

Bifrost uber the best

I like the butt pounding of OG better.

Ya, the Caligula will be announced soon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGR0IbTd6IQ

Orgyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!

Dog suggests you have a porcelain throne exploration.

Go to a Nuggets game if they're still in the playoffs by then?

Meet up with Annie

Nah I just bring them home, convert the 10+ discs into VBR MP3s and return them. I don't have a CD Player anymore, but I use the VBR MP3s for Roon ARC, super helpful.

But do you methodically go through the music CD collection ripping everything in plain view at a table in the reading room like the dude I saw last week?

Nah @Johnny Opps, I have Qobuz and legally purchasing albums I like.

You spell pretty well for an illiterate!

Can you type that slowly please

At the same time, I cringe at a lot of what I used to find funny like 80s SNL, Friends, and recent stuff in Curb Your Enthusiasm, so I will not throw stones inside the cathedral. I do question the judgment in posting this here – it feels more like something shared on thread with close friends but I do not advocate censorship and I appreciate you taking responsibility .

@crenca, thank you as well. I don’t get what you mean by Southern thing. I do find it sad that people are anxious about cultures mixing – life is too short and way too interesting to stay cocooned.

So offering up this.
https://youtu.be/SbsdS_6nZhQ?feature=shared

Go big or go home

Ofc you are.

Ate too much matzoh. Will I ever poop again?

Pijiu Ya (duck cooked in beer), Huangshan City, 1997: second-sickest I've ever been, losing only to a seafood salad on the Rosario Islands, Colombia, 2003.

No way I would mistake a pigeon for a duck. Not saying I wouldn't eat a pigeon either.

I heard pigeon taste good in French cooking.

Is it true that the original drink had an, ahem, active ingredient? Or is that an urban myth?

He who controls the spice controls the universe.

I love some coke powder.

yeah I think it only makes sense to buy if you specifically want to play nintendo games and otherwise a steam deck or some imitator would probably make more sense, everything that isn't nintendo exclusive I generally just play on my pc anyways. I can't see myself ever paying 80 for a game that's also on steam. The new fromsoft title being switch 2 exclusive is a weird curveball though.

Once a Nintendo fan, always a Nintendo fan

I'll check back in once the OLED models hit and prices normalize.

If you want to splurge go to canoe..it’s nearby

You got it, but I need to blow up some butt first.

My lawd things at The Battery is f'ing expensive.

Watch said it was fully charged. The meter has already moved, I'm guessing it will last till tomorrow so yup, needs a battery.

Sadly new Pebble Watches will be gimped hard on iOS, sadly.

Of course, Apple expects you to buy an Apple Watch.

https://youtu.be/NHozn0YXAeE

Hmm BeerBQ

Open bottle, pour into toilet.

Cut out the middle man.

momofuku or lao gan ma?

Lao gan ma, the answer azn guy on it @Gazny

@Gazny hot take is momofuku is more even subtle and better for vegetables, lao gan ma is like Frank's Red Hot, I put that shit on everything.

One from my junior school....

"I know how to make my dick 12 inches long?"
"How?"
"Fold it in half."

I'll get my coat. Or condom. Or something.

@Claritas I admire your foresight - but did you find your estimates good enough, or did you take a tape measure to every first date? (And I'd add - not only standing :))

I'm just enjoying that @Claritas understands the proper use of an et ligature. Thank you, sir!

Gotta get some acoustic panels for the throne room.

Just tell them you're on a motorboat when you're being gastronomically anomalous.

Garbage in, garbage out.