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Full body wax after ?

Only if you let me sleep over at your house.

Dunno what that is

German guy, performed operatic/theatrical rock with bombast, cool kitsch and an uncanny valley-like strangeness. He was a big Inspo on Bowie, if only in his avant garde stage fashion.

"Clothes don't make you look fat. Fat makes you look fat."—Hal Rubenstein. Yes, but clothes can make fat look worse. E.g.,the wrong size or cut. I only wear clothes that are both comfortable and socially acceptable. Think L.L. Bean and Eddie Bauer. My wife says it's called "normcore," but the idea itself is funny.

My closet has a stack of what I call my "shame pants" that I used to fit into but don't anymore...

New pic of @YMO’s house just dropped https://i.imgur.com/c7OiFV7.jpg

Absolutely. I mean, they don't pay you enough anyway, right? Let the bastards pay for the toilet paper. And take a 15-minute nap while you're there.

https://youtu.be/KIXz_vzROrw?t=60

When I was in college, the school used really cheap, thin, one-ply toilet paper. And a friend, who had grown up under *Communist rule* in Minsk complained, "This toilet paper isn't fit to wipe my ass!"

Keep on rolling, Riverboat Queen

Loved her energy. Shame.

https://youtu.be/tXIzp0ok24I Pouring one out tonight.

Used to joke everyone gets an ultralight jacket when you get off the plane at SFO. Well, it is not too far from true...keep an eye out at airports: https://www.apparelnews.net/news/2018/aug/01/forget-candy-bars-heres-uniqlos-vending-machines/

@purr1n you start, since half my UT tees are virgin land with animu references.

My wife tried to get me on the Uniqlo train a while ago, I like Everlane better personally, similar vibe w/o the anime influence, worth checking out.

<ROFL>

what if I've found the one

Cycling > gear cycling.

The poor sod needs to spend a whole Saturday in the kitchen with my banker's Mexican wife yelling instructions alternately in English and in Spanish. And then go read Kipling's "If—" https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/46473/if---

Nice poem by Kipling, something to aspire to.

I prefer....

If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs;
You probably have not fully understood the situation.

:)

@yotacowboy What's the cheap Canadian whiskey? Pendleton?

@JK47 https://youtu.be/tkXNEmtf9tk

At least she doesn’t have a mustache like the Amazon girl

The sauce is the most important part of the chain, right?

Gravy

The answer is in the grey V

Shirts vs the Blouses?

@Pancakes

I stopped drinking in 2016. A lifetime ago.

Victoria’s Secret catalog demand skyrocketing all over Utah now

... is that what was in the link. I just kept getting a blank page so had no idea rofl. Yay for Philippine censorship

Wow, me as a Chinese guy have been using VPN for porns (and of course many other things) for years, now US is following up. What's the saying here in China? "Another win for China"!

I’ll let that person post if they want.

Sent a PM and I only got a lousy chat with some bum - J/K J/K lots of luv for Yeet Mow

We had some sexy time @M3NTAL and I

TMI, bruh.

Was that a haiku?

note that he doesn't specify *which* hairs... we call it "the monkey's arm"...

After one Vindaloo in Wales I told my friends that it should be named Winaloo

If I only could figure out a way to use an iPad lol

iPad is great for videos and see the grey hair on my chest @rhythmdevils

Honestly, I'm not sure that the "iPad" deserves to be in the product lineup any more, with the Air and the Pro pretty much covering all the bases.

Cee tee - Do you know if they have a store in Taiwan or China as well?

Will probably try some once I run low regardless. Their collection looks pretty well curated.

Hi penguins- not sure if they have a store in TW or CN. A friend who lives up in SF got the tea for me and 5 steeps in still great. Incredible honey nose.

I also have some red tea that's probably very similar right now. Also has a nice honey flavor due to the whole bug bites thing. Good stuff.

Come slap my fat rolls and find out @Armaegis.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XJAeNy8pdwA/S36yQ9K89_I/AAAAAAAABm4/2r0vp-JhnzY/s1600-h/Bibendum+1.jpg

@shotgunshane I drove by their US HQ last month. Also slap me and see how much I shake.

FreedomRoad is offering me 4.25% - not sure if you need a lien with them or not.

I've had money at Discover's HYSA for a while. This has potential to be good, but rate chasing just isn't worth $5/year per thousand to me right now.

I was looking for something for short term saving that I have easy access to that wasn’t 0.05% at my credit union. I have my Ally HYSA long term savings.

You can always hit me up for a 1:1….no shirt on

Only the shirt comes off in the 1:1? Then why am I paying this monthly fee?

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