(1/2) YMO's OnlyFans Review: YMO's OF is the Oprah's bookclub selection of a naked man site. YMO's OF is what would happen if a loofah were made a man and that man had an OnlyFans. Falling asleep after eating too much pizza is a vastly superior experience.
(2/2) YMO OF Review cont.
Imagine dropping an albino pickle in a bag of sock lint and then apathetically posing it. <---that works as a description of every OF picture of YMO, of any OF picture of his body parts, or of any picture of a subdivision of a part, like a Mandelbrot set describing pictures expressing a lack of effort made hairy, pale form. Still kinda hot, 2 out of 5 stars.
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