Don’t listen to your uncle @bobboxbody kids. Drugs are a slippery slope and will leave you pennilessly stuck in lower mid-fi purgatory. Also what good is plankton when you’re OD?
I have turned my entire house upside down, including dumping all of the trash onto a tarp in the backyard and sorting through it. At this point I'm assuming supernatural elements were involved.
Gosh damn you can't say you didn't try! That is the most frustrating feeling. Not even the cost and time at that point...but never knowing what the hell happened.
Mine had shown up at: trouser pockets; washer, and dryer; still stuck to the lock tumbler; on a hook (somebody found them and put them there); work backpack; jackets; etc.
$140 is really good these days for a car key. In 2010, dodge wanted $300 to program a new key for 2005 a neon that stopped working, so Infiniti surprised me when they charged $100 to cut and reprogram two new keys for me after my keys were stolen.
I also frequently check the fridge when I've misplaced something, because sometimes I'm absentmindedly holding something in hand when I go to get a drink or whatever and leave it behind.
Car key battery ran flat, knew exactly where the spare was - only to find the spare's battery was also flat. Next car will be an antique so if I lose the keys I can use a coat-hanger or smash the window and hotwire it.
The reason I went all out with the trash is because I threw my wallet in a trash can at a beach about 10-15 years ago and then 1-2 years later the contents showed up in my mailbox in a ziplock bag
@bobboxbody, *check the fridge*. Look under the mouldy carrot. And defrost the freezer. Found a precious knife hidden in the ice one day. Had spent months wondering what happened to it..
@Thad E Ginathom fridge has been checked and flocks of migratory birds are under analysis for oracular flight patterns. We lose power enough here that the freezer gets defrosted at least a few times a year. At this point though I'm satisfied that I have a car key, I'm no longer actively searching, they'll likely show up in the stupidest possible place sometime this decade.
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