Galvanically Isolated Dildos messed up my iFI and they don't care enough about my butt

Have you tried to issue an RMA VIA the original owner?

 

Can we close this thread, change its name to "USB Dildo" (drives clicks obviously) and put it on the main page?

 

I'm procrastinating...nothing but boring paperwork in front of me for the rest of the morning...what are you doing reading this tread? Changing the batteries in your dildo I bet, that's pretty boring

edit: I see purr1n is on to you as well

 

Now that's a good conversation right there!

 

Having a peanut butter sandwich and a glass of milk at midnight. Needed something to do while chomping

 

and covid induced madness.

 

Yes, they replaced the iGalvanic3 under warranty but didnt even want to touch the xDSD because it was 1 month pass the warranty period.

 

OP, what exactly is your goal with this thread?

 

Nice, feel so proud right now. 2nd day here and already made front page.

Honey look! I'm famous!

 

Get onto mainpage withing 24h from registering account - mission accomplised.

But seriously - I have accepted the xDSD fault and no help from them, understnadable as they were not obliged at all. What triggered me was they lying post on h-f that they are waiting for my answer. Also claiming that equipment fault (iGalv) can't damage next device in chain is lie. So basically I wanted to (1) warn people (2) make some publicity and maybe get some real help. From ifi or someone who knows the subject.

This is the most honest answer I can give you

 

Or f*cked USB ports on the PC that damaged the iGalv. then iiGalv transfered the shot onto the xDSD

Seriously I have thought this subject well. I could get some cheap USB>spdif converter if I need to use it with USB or stay with BT.
Also could transplant XMOS chip from iDSD Nano LE I have here with messed up battery (I love ifi)

(can I swear here)?

 

Since this got derailed anyway, i just wanted to comment on @Lyander beautiful defusion skills, you should be Putin's advisor and much of this nonsense would've been avoided.

Sometimes one deserves a proper complement.


@docentore if you ever try that transplant make sure do share the process, even if you blow the dac even more.

 

Oh for sure, I always document all my repairs and mods.
That battery almost exploded and got the cap of the board. Replace with gold audiophile Nichicon capacitors

BTW if anyone has faulty OG xDSD (but with good xmos) I'm happy to buy it of you.
I bought that iDSD nano for the purpose, but managed to fix it and its working, dont want to canibalise working amplifier.

 

I'm all for usb-rechargeable dildos, but I don't want any cords hanging off an item *while it's in use*. Honestly, the usb-rechargeable thing has been amazing because everyone can stop buying so many AA batteries and just plug the thing into a USB-hub every now and again. And don't get me started on the whole app-based remote control options we have nowadays. You don't even have to be in the same STATE as someone to know you're helping to make their day better. Dildology really has come a long way. I can only imagine what the future will hold. Cheers to the scientists out there on the cutting edge pushing the technology forward.

 

Surely it’s the scientists at the pointy end that are making the real difference.

 

Serious question now.

If a person using USB enabled pelasure helper, like dildo, connects the device with usage some USB power conditioner, ie ifi Purifier - would the orgasms be cleaner or different/changed in other ways?
And if cleaner - does it mean physical and emotional experiences or would one has less cleaning of the one's biological material expelled?

 

Has the Dildonetics book been written yet? Important questions will be answered:

"How to keep your Buddhist monk friend from sleeping with your wife" p.. 84

"Your Dildo and Jitter - increasing incisive pleasure, but is it too much?" p. 147

"USB vs batteries/LPS, a Dildonic dichotomy" p. 234

"How to get more than 5v jolts from your USB Dildo" p. 327