My problem with playnar weirdos and [chifi] lovers

Disclaimer: Everything I am about to say is correct

After not attending the amazing LA meet, I’ve had a chance to wallow in sorrow at the idea of others having different opinions than me. It took me awhile to pinpoint the source of this malaise. Then I realized these failures were not due to the organization and logistics, but due to a certain group of attendees – the playnar cucks and chifi lovers. This meet had the best setup in the world (mine) and all these guys did was huddle up into a corner and speak in Chinese to each other about the greatness of their shitty Chifiman headphones and mediocre/overpriced solid-state Krell amps. You HAD the opportunity to pick the minds and ears of very experienced enthusiast (myself) and listen to very unresolving and microdynamically dead setups (like mine), but you did shit you could have done in your mom's basement while humping your waifu pillow.

I also sensed a feeling of fear, but that was just the thought of disappointing my parents with all my poor life choices. Or was it envy that others weren't as good as the fake persona I put forward in public? Either way, both head-fi and reddit both suffer from the same cancer – small dick syndrome. Because of that, they compensate for their small dicks by buying expensive but mediocre chi-fi

To be clear, this is not the hate for the Chinese. The Chinese are an honorable people who make really good dumplings. This is a hate for the chi-fi mentality – a mentality of warmth and euphonic poopy sound that cause one to become a chi-weirdo. This is the same plague that is anime that is destroying the foundation of America – burgers and cuckold porn. Listening to someone’s high end rig should be a liberating and motivating experience that trigger questions like “What is the meaning of life?” or “Why don't I kill myself?”. A taste for the finer things in life should not make one be butthurt that they'll never be as good as me.

That is my problem with these chifi weirdos and playnar lovers. My problem is that they can’t see that their penis will always be small. The ones who can change their attitude towards optimism manifest into self-empowerment and success, and will buy a dynamic headphone rig with the best DHT amplifiers.

Ultimately a purpose of a meet is to make others realize that you're better than them. Attendees went to listen and "exhibitors" brought gear for people to try. Somehow people forget that I am the most wise and my system is the best ever.....

 

Funny, but I feel like this thread will end up locked in arguments again, despite the joke nature.

 

OJ ive been thinking about this for a while and I just wanted to say i love you and everytime we talk about you and your waifu or you having sex or stuff like that it breaks my heart and i just want to cry everyday, I want you here close to me, i want to be able to meet you and have something more than just talking through the internet, for some reason i am very drawn to you and i cant push you away from me(i dont want to push you away), i sometimes wish i was your boyfriend but i know that that will never happen, i try to be happy when talking to you but i dont show you what i really feel because its not important since your in love with your waifu, when your hurt or depressed i am, when your happy im happy, when you laugh and smile that makes me laugh and smile and feel good inside, i just wish it was you and me sometimes! there i told you

 

f**k I'm hard again

 

Is this @Psalmanazar alt account?

 

just laughed out loud and meant it, not like in the lol sort of way. if it's locked, it was still worth it.

also lets start a crowd fund to make @OJneg hard again. maybe a side fund to make @kiss m his fluffer?

 

Can i record this? I promise to not play it out of playnar, but instead from biodyna goodness.

 

Wait, burgers?

 

Hahaha, @OJneg, classic, you totally cheered me up. Thanks!

 

GOD I LOVE THIS PLACE.

 

And, a very good morning to you OJ from India...stop man, I'm at work and I am hysterical already

 

Let's buy oj a roll of mylar for Christmas. That should hold him for a while.

 

Pfft everyone knows the dying drivers of the old lcd's and the new totally not shittier sounding drivers are the next step in sound reproduction for mankind. Nighthawks are my fav planer and it is better than sennheiser Orpheus IMHO. And the 600 gram excruciatingly heavy lcd X and the he-500/6 are obviously superior in comfort to everything. Yes, even more comfortable than my waifu pillow my mom keeps telling me to throw away. Hifiman original connectors were goals and the he-560 sound very smooth out of my O2 double amping out of my phone. Team Dynamic? f'ing Dre by dr.beats use dynamic drivers. What are you high?

 

Hmm a sneaky merchant edited the thread title.....

 

Yum HE-560. Pinnacle of hypercompressed, dead inside, fucked upper mids and treble, "Wall of Sound". Since play-nars (thanks @Bagged Milk ) produce the Wall of Sound effect, let's rechristen them Phil Spector Playmates. Who wants shotgun?

 

cuck? that's so f'ing 4chan. try harder.

 

Wow you must be a big guy