Jude E-peens Tyll and Gaslights Us with Alternative Facts

Jesus H Bwahahahahaha

 

Ohhh man if you'd have just gone for higher heels then I'd... still definitely not stalk you on the interwebs

 

@Tyll, I just used Google Images and typed in "Stereophile ad tubes naked women" And your picture showed up!

 

You basically cornered him with his own words from an old post. No malice, just being friendly.

That really puts him on the spot. That last sentence, he is trying to confuse you with big words like the politician Boris Johnson. Sad really...

 

Oh god, on behalf of the UK, I apologise for Boris bloody Johnson.

I'm pretty astonished I haven't received either a naughty boy PM nor a ban from that HF thread. Perhaps they're going soft.

 

Every time Jude is responding to criticism (or something he perceives as criticism) he has the ring of a politician, to me. A very self satisfied sort of politician. It doesn't seem to matter if the content of the response addresses things in a truthful manner. He seems smugly satisfied and he gets plenty of posts praising the B.S. response.

A pretty sweet setup if one does not have any scruples.

 

Try slagging a site sponsor - even mildly - you will be banned out of existence in milliseconds.

 

That guy BoJo is no one's fault. No need to apologise.

Emperor Jude put himself on the spot and now damage control is only possible because Tyll is nice enough to compare data.

Would that not have been the case Tyll could have taken Emperor Jude's gauntlet and smacked him in the face with it.



P.S. Mel Brooks is a legend.

 

Boris is a benign annoyance compared to the current POTUS. Kinda like apologising to someone for farting after decapitating them.
(apologies for going way OT).

 

Yeah let's not go there, politics is the best way to kill a thread.

To cheer us up, let's go here instead just one more time...

 

Good form with the back arch and pointed feet too, though he could have extended his hands a little more...

 

the heels really make it.

and @Deep Funk Jude can and is only repeating himself... he ended with "we can't allow links there right now an HF does allow measurements" ... just not from it's competitors

still I've reached a happy chaotic neutral over there... think I'll just call it a day an wait too see what happens. Getting tired of getting quoted an repeating myself...

 

As a long time Stereophile (and TAS) reader, you brought back long lost memories. Thanks - I guess.

 

Open-back design with silk dampening on the rear - excellent choice!

 

My arms are fully extended, thank you very much. It's just an optical illusion because ballet dancer bellies don't go all the way out to their elbows.

Edit: Oh, you said my hands. They were intentionally bent down for effect. Don't know how many of you know this, but my parents were ballet dancers. My mom danced for the Metropolitan Opera and my dad danced for American Ballet Theater. My earliest memories were of a room full of half naked skinny girls weeping and tending to each other's bleeding feet. I remember is as some sort of sacred sanctuary of pain.

 

The skill of the pose in Tyll's photo indicates that he possibly has some experience with such things.

 

This sounds like the origin story for a kinky super villain.

 

@Tyll Hertsens , you exemplify the SBAF spirit of taking audio seriously while not taking ourselves too seriously. Thank you.