Worse news: his urine was red. Worst news: we lost @brencho due to dick cancer.
Were you trying to use the phone at the same time as using the urinal?
If so, hopefully not the camera function.
The real question is: wtf were you doing that had your phone falling into a urinal?
These are all very good questions guys
What is the zoom on the iPhone camera nowadays anyway?
Mine is a pixel, which is why it's still alive. Apple woulda choked on my pee
BTW, Quit sending me these urinal Dick pics.
Sorry guys I'm really Anthony weiner
"Mine is a pixel" - it's a bit small, isn't it?
“They mostly come out at night. Mostly.”
Your avatar makes perfect sense now
Worser news: Modern phones are waterproof. You fished that phone out the piss bucket, washed it off, and put it back in your pocket. Until you upgrade, every time you take a call, you’ll be holding a urinal cake to your face.
One of my biggest fears is if I drop my phone while taking a dump into the toilet.
^first world problems
Some things need proper attention. Using a phone while pissing is almost as irresponsible as using a phone when driving!
Are peeing dick selfies a thing now?
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