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You just need beefier speakers.
My RPi doesn't need me to get up, walk across the room, move the tonearm, lift the weight, flip the record, quick dust with brush, replace weight and then place tonearm again, in the middle of an album.
Funny, neither does my turntable. My PC had a crashing problem recently (just figured it out and fixed it a day ago), so I used the vinyl system more recently. Great excuse for me to use my speakers.
Your dancing is not frantic and desperate enough.
The raspberry pi player is awesome most of the time, but when it goes wrong it’s always disruptive
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