Comments on Profile Post by tommytakis

I wonder if it's a little dog thing (IIRC you have a smaller breed?) My Pomeranian mix can go up to 5 times in a walk.

@Jinxy245 oh actually he's pretty big haha medium-large size? He's old but eats a lot so... haha

Poop

Think about it, when do you go for a crap? When you feel like it. When does your dog get to take a crap? When you feel like it.

Took my friend's corgi to corgi beach day a while back - dog pooped 4 times within the first 40 minutes - a lot each time. Had already pooped during her routine morning walk. Dog was <15 lb at the time... no idea where it all came from.

Its the rabbit hole of doggy intelligence. Dog sees owner pick up all their poop. Owner must like poop. Your dog literally gives a shit.

Is this kind of a “like father, like son” deal?

Three poops: I am operating astern propulsion

five poops: WTF are you doing, get out of the damned way

(Marine colision regulations. But I never realised it applies to dogs)

If the dog also breathes fire, call it gojira...

These are constipated times.