Comments on Profile Post by YMO

Gasp!!

uh, congrats I guess?

Fun fact: If you diss your target audience of those who read your SubReddit, expect bad things to happen.

I mean... did you at least go the extra length and get a schlong with the word ENTITLEMENT engraved on the sides?

what if I banned you here too

Many people actually like f'ing themselves with their entitlement.

I think you're entitled.

r/autist or r/ChickFilA?

R/bodyhair is run by gorillas I say!

I got banned from a gardening sub once. Language police was correcting spelling and I said “shut up nerd”

I made a joke on one subreddit and then got banned on another i don't even visit by a bot.

r/Creditcards

Read that as "Y-ggy" got banned from Reddit, and I was like, dam a whole DAC, huh? What did it do, not do DSD or somethin?

@Armaegis My father-in-law was fat. He put a little mirror on the front of the refrigerator, above which he wrote "HELLO FATSO!" When he died, the navy said he could have 10 characters on his tombstone. It was up to my wife. I suggested HELLOFATSO, and she *loved* the idea. But the whole family wanted BELOVED (which he most certainly was not), so that's what they went with.

@Armaegis "get a schlong with the word ENTITLEMENT engraved on the sides?"

That's not something one should f**k around with.

On the contrary, that is *precisely* what it is for. Make the words embossed for your pleasure.

@Thad E Ginathom When I was at university, there was a bronze bust of one of the school's greatest living benefactor; the base of it was inscribed "S.S.'s Endowment." A friend of ours said (in all seriousness) that if he had a lot of money, he'd make a *much* larger donation on the condition that the university would display a bronze cast of his cock with the words "P.J.K.'s Endowment."